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alg11297 · October 7th, 2012, 07:43 PM

This one is so strange I really think I dreamed it. The setting is this huge table with tons of food on it. Sitting around the table are naked black men who are feeding the food to overweight white women dressed only in white sheets. The background made it seem liike they were in heaven or something. The men kept feeding the women and taking no food for themsevles. The orgy then began.......anyone ever see it....

DJ Kool JB · November 15th, 2012, 12:20 AM

What gets me is that this isn't the only one

Another one is METRIX...a terrible matrix parody with people fornicating in front of bluescreen superimposed with traffic whizzing by (it has to be seen to be believed)

drew328 · September 25th, 2013, 07:29 PM

I stumbled across a trailer for a girls "getting off" on farts. It was two hot girls, one licking the other, and the one being licked would blow these huge farts (must have had a buritto for lunch or something). The one licking her was trying to be sexy and moan and stuff, but you could see her gagging, then switch gears and start moaning again. Hilarious, but totally non-erotic (aside from two hot naked girls and all). It was a like of a site called entensity.net or something, and it was around 2005 or so.

Alvin Lucifer · October 17th, 2013, 05:15 AM

There was one with Denise Dior. Looked like Mr. Ed: The Lost Episode. 'Nuff said!

**bfg9000** · October 17th, 2013, 08:46 PM

i watched a porno film from the dutch that showed a bathroom stall and a woman going in to it. The film showed her defecating into a toilet and someone had filmed it! I said no thanks and turned it off. That's not my thing, and it went too far.

caresse · November 3rd, 2013, 11:06 PM

In the add-ons of Martin Cognito's movie Claudine, a naked guy is standing on his head on the floor, in a yoga like position and with a burning candle in his ass. The whole staff of the movie is singing Happy birthday to you, and a woman come close to the man and blows out the candle. Amazing and very funny.

The whole movie is weird from the beginning to the end. Martin Cognito made 3 movies, and all 3 are weird.

Retrovintro · November 4th, 2013, 07:26 AM

This guy meets a girl at a regular church service. They have coffee at the church's multi-purpose room afterwards. They exchange numbers, go on a series of dates. After about the 10th date they kiss. A year later, they get married. On his honeymoon, he puts on a 2nd condom ( to be safe), she lifts her dress for a minute so that he may enter her ( missionary style) he presumably orgasms while inside her. The end.

spunkie · November 4th, 2013, 01:16 PM

An attractive young German girl doing a home visit to an old mans house. She enters the house, checks up on her 'patient' and then goes into the kitchen. She defecates onto a plate and then goes back into the from front room where the old man proceeds to eat her shit with a knife and fork. Bon Appetite!! - Where do they dream these things up??

**jaydogbones** · November 5th, 2013, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by spunkie

An attractive young German girl doing a home visit to an old mans house. She enters the house, checks up on her 'patient' and then goes into the kitchen. She defecates onto a plate and then goes back into the from front room where the old man proceeds to eat her shit with a knife and fork. Bon Appetite!! - Where do they dream these things up??

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Donkey Lovin · May 13th, 2014, 03:04 PM

There appears to be a current trend for a certain specialist type of clip that I stumbled across recently.

They all start in a similar manner: girl in lingerie, bikini, or just high heels is on a couch masturbating really slowly and making pleasant cooing noises.

Then she raises herself up and moves on to stroking her butt... so far, so good.

After a few minutes of this she then... starts farting.
Each fart brings our heroine to near climax (because that's what they do, right?) so she lets rip over and over, getting more and more vocal and um... anal (?) as the clip progresses.

I really can't see who this type of thing is aimed at.

October 7th, 2012, 07:43 PM	#131
alg11297 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Thanks: 28,492 Thanked 153 Times in 21 Posts	fat women This one is so strange I really think I dreamed it. The setting is this huge table with tons of food on it. Sitting around the table are naked black men who are feeding the food to overweight white women dressed only in white sheets. The background made it seem liike they were in heaven or something. The men kept feeding the women and taking no food for themsevles. The orgy then began.......anyone ever see it....

November 15th, 2012, 12:20 AM	#132
DJ Kool JB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: NYC Posts: 120 Thanks: 295 Thanked 1,003 Times in 106 Posts	What gets me is that this isn't the only one Another one is METRIX...a terrible matrix parody with people fornicating in front of bluescreen superimposed with traffic whizzing by (it has to be seen to be believed) __________________ HITMAN

September 25th, 2013, 07:29 PM	#133
drew328 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 282 Thanks: 573 Thanked 2,440 Times in 252 Posts	fart porn I stumbled across a trailer for a girls "getting off" on farts. It was two hot girls, one licking the other, and the one being licked would blow these huge farts (must have had a buritto for lunch or something). The one licking her was trying to be sexy and moan and stuff, but you could see her gagging, then switch gears and start moaning again. Hilarious, but totally non-erotic (aside from two hot naked girls and all). It was a like of a site called entensity.net or something, and it was around 2005 or so.

October 17th, 2013, 05:15 AM	#134
Alvin Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pioneer Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 373 Thanks: 9,401 Thanked 3,091 Times in 364 Posts	There was one with Denise Dior. Looked like Mr. Ed: The Lost Episode. 'Nuff said! __________________ I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look...

October 17th, 2013, 08:46 PM	#135
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,464 Times in 645 Posts	Scat Films i watched a porno film from the dutch that showed a bathroom stall and a woman going in to it. The film showed her defecating into a toilet and someone had filmed it! I said no thanks and turned it off. That's not my thing, and it went too far. __________________ ] http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t37...ey-manson.html "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

November 3rd, 2013, 11:06 PM	#136
caresse Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 6 Thanks: 24 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	In the add-ons of Martin Cognito's movie Claudine, a naked guy is standing on his head on the floor, in a yoga like position and with a burning candle in his ass. The whole staff of the movie is singing Happy birthday to you, and a woman come close to the man and blows out the candle. Amazing and very funny. The whole movie is weird from the beginning to the end. Martin Cognito made 3 movies, and all 3 are weird.

November 4th, 2013, 07:26 AM	#137
Retrovintro Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 322 Thanks: 1,040 Thanked 1,900 Times in 272 Posts	This guy meets a girl at a regular church service. They have coffee at the church's multi-purpose room afterwards. They exchange numbers, go on a series of dates. After about the 10th date they kiss. A year later, they get married. On his honeymoon, he puts on a 2nd condom ( to be safe), she lifts her dress for a minute so that he may enter her ( missionary style) he presumably orgasms while inside her. The end.

November 4th, 2013, 01:16 PM	#138
spunkie Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 47 Thanks: 28 Thanked 595 Times in 35 Posts	An attractive young German girl doing a home visit to an old mans house. She enters the house, checks up on her 'patient' and then goes into the kitchen. She defecates onto a plate and then goes back into the from front room where the old man proceeds to eat her shit with a knife and fork. Bon Appetite!! - Where do they dream these things up??

May 13th, 2014, 03:04 PM	#140
Donkey Lovin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 341 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 6,955 Times in 378 Posts	There appears to be a current trend for a certain specialist type of clip that I stumbled across recently. They all start in a similar manner: girl in lingerie, bikini, or just high heels is on a couch masturbating really slowly and making pleasant cooing noises. Then she raises herself up and moves on to stroking her butt... so far, so good. After a few minutes of this she then... starts farting. Each fart brings our heroine to near climax (because that's what they do, right?) so she lets rip over and over, getting more and more vocal and um... anal (?) as the clip progresses. I really can't see who this type of thing is aimed at. __________________