Favourite foods

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Mayo. I know; it is for girls and what salad cream would be like if you take out the flavour. So why is it in every sandwich you buy? They add it to both sides so that the damp ingredients of the filling dont make the bread soggy. Brilliant. An edible damp-proof course.

Mayo is delicious, garlic aoli even better. Maybe, just maybe it's time for you to make your own sandwiches if you don't like soggy goodness

My dinner tonight, is air. So delicious. Glass of lightly flavoured blueberry soda.

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

Mayo is delicious, garlic aoli even better. Maybe, just maybe it's time for you to make your own sandwiches if you don't like soggy goodness

My dinner tonight, is air. So delicious. Glass of lightly flavoured blueberry soda.

Quote me without thanks. Typical woman Likes mayo. Typical woman Like garlic.Typical woman
I hate garlic. Typical vampire

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Typical vampire

there's a cure for that.
A nice big juicy.....stake

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

there's a cure for that.
A nice big juicy.....stake

The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. The constipation caused by a steak would probably kill me. Thanks, I'll order the stake.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

So why is it in every sandwich you buy?

To remind you that you should be having a greasy hamburger rather than a dopey sandwich

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

To remind you that you should be having a greasy hamburger rather than a dopey sandwich

A salad every now and then won't kill you Es, and no, the lettuce on a big Mac doesn't count!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

A salad every now and then won't kill you Es,

There is always a first time, one cannot be too cautious

Originally Posted by FilmNoirnoir

and no, the lettuce on a big Mac doesn't count!

I would rather tighten a vice on balls using my own hand than eat McDonalds, same goes for KFC, Hungry Jacks etc etc.

[FilmNoirnoir]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I would rather tighten a vice on balls using my own hand than eat McDonalds, same goes for KFC, Hungry Jacks etc etc.

how about zambrero?

[cezar78]

I won't be original if i say pizza but i love it all my life

[maxivic]

Originally Posted by cylnz

They put mayonnaise on sandwiches to hide the extra old, dried out meat. Or the already steel bread. Mayonnaise is only there to hide the sawdust.

A good mayonnaise made with genetically modified rapeseed oil that burns the mouth (allergy observed recently)