Why don't you hum me a few bars... - Page 2

**pharoahegypt** · February 23rd, 2020, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CallMeMaybe

I will tell Chad and the guys you like them. They were friends with my guy and they stop in every couple months to check up on me since his passing. I make them reluctantly sing that song everytime they come lol. The neighbors get a thrill out of it too.

Chad & the boys are the only (properly famous) live band i've seen in the last decade. Saw them when they came to UK, think it was 2014/5? Was an absolutely unforgettable night of pure rock noise and endless chugging; mostly Jagermeister by them. lol. "Cheers!"

maxedout · February 23rd, 2020, 09:28 AM

(Spoken intro)
Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love,
heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and
recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned
from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position.
We name this song: "Constipation blues".

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh
UMM-UOOMH
OOH!
OH!
UH UH
Aaah
UOH, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't believe I can take much more
Let it go

Screaming Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues

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Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big 10 inch

[Chorus]
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues

Bull Moose Jackson - Big Ten Inch

Cousin Eddie · February 23rd, 2020, 09:43 AM

Rihanna: Birthday cake:
"I'mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake."

**CallMeMaybe** · February 23rd, 2020, 01:21 PM

I was feeling just a bit frustrated
Checked my watch smoked another cigarette and waited
Staring up at the moon

I was dreaming of your tiger skin
How you looked how I felt when you took me in
Licking your silver spoon

-- Harlequin

gaeldom · February 23rd, 2020, 03:25 PM

I wish for this night-time
To last for a lifetime
The darkness around me
Shores of a solar sea
Oh how I wish to go down with the sun
Sleeping
Weeping
With you

Sleeping Sun, by Nightwish

**CallMeMaybe** · February 23rd, 2020, 06:37 PM

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

Steve Miller

**Staffsyeoman** · February 23rd, 2020, 06:39 PM

Well,
We know where going
But we can't say where we've been
And we know what were seeing,
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
But we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out...

**wimbo77** · February 23rd, 2020, 08:35 PM

Three boats down from the candy, vacant deck chairs on a floodlit beach
Three boats down from the candy, rollers coast invade the deepest sleep
Three boats down from the candy, carnal dancer let their senses preach
It's a social disease, it's the new moral cancer
Don't think crying wolf will give you the answer

Oddie999 · February 24th, 2020, 07:45 AM

Waiter!

Madness - Return Of The Los Palmas 7

**Mal Hombre** · February 24th, 2020, 08:08 AM

My woman's leaving, I feel sad,
But I just love the life I lead,
Another beer is what I need,
Another gig my ears bleed,
We are the road crew
We are the Road Crew - Motorhead

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February 23rd, 2020, 09:28 AM	#12
maxedout Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The People's Republic of South Lancashire Posts: 298 Thanks: 57,872 Thanked 3,273 Times in 291 Posts	(Spoken intro) Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We name this song: "Constipation blues". UMM-UMMMH, aeoh UMM-UOOMH OOH! OH! UH UH Aaah UOH, aah Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more Let it go Screaming Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues --------------------- Got me the strangest woman Believe me this trick's no cinch But I really get her going When I whip out my big 10 inch [Chorus] Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just love my big 10 inch Record of her favorite blues Bull Moose Jackson - Big Ten Inch

February 23rd, 2020, 09:43 AM	#13
Cousin Eddie Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 131 Thanks: 926 Thanked 1,695 Times in 212 Posts	Rihanna: Birthday cake: "I'mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake."

February 23rd, 2020, 01:21 PM	#14
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	I was feeling just a bit frustrated Checked my watch smoked another cigarette and waited Staring up at the moon I was dreaming of your tiger skin How you looked how I felt when you took me in Licking your silver spoon -- Harlequin

February 23rd, 2020, 03:25 PM	#15
gaeldom Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 380 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 5,467 Times in 377 Posts	I wish for this night-time To last for a lifetime The darkness around me Shores of a solar sea Oh how I wish to go down with the sun Sleeping Weeping With you Sleeping Sun, by Nightwish

February 23rd, 2020, 06:37 PM	#16
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun Steve Miller

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Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,283 Thanks: 34,632 Thanked 27,127 Times in 2,174 Posts	Well, We know where going But we can't say where we've been And we know what were seeing, But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children But we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out...

February 24th, 2020, 07:45 AM	#19
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