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November 27th, 2018, 09:39 PM	#51
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,960 Thanks: 67,235 Thanked 213,269 Times in 15,996 Posts	I'm like a bloodhound, I always get my woman.

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November 28th, 2018, 12:08 AM	#52
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 31,381 Thanks: 3,541,683 Thanked 361,797 Times in 31,484 Posts	"Nice legs; what time do they open?" __________________ all the credit goes to original posters

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November 28th, 2018, 05:12 AM	#53
chris5171 Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24 Thanks: 8 Thanked 111 Times in 15 Posts	Are those space pants, cause your arse is out of this world

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November 28th, 2018, 01:59 PM	#54
leinad27 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 141 Thanks: 75 Thanked 1,047 Times in 120 Posts	Considering my track record with women I'm sure came up with a few. No a lot

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November 28th, 2018, 02:40 PM	#55
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,960 Thanks: 67,235 Thanked 213,269 Times in 15,996 Posts	I've got an itch in my pants.

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November 29th, 2018, 12:26 AM	#56
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 9,055 Thanks: 47,624 Thanked 68,038 Times in 8,267 Posts	I have a fire in my loins and you have the extinguisher

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November 29th, 2018, 12:46 AM	#57
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,960 Thanks: 67,235 Thanked 213,269 Times in 15,996 Posts	I'm a very positive person. I've got HIV

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November 29th, 2018, 11:18 PM	#58
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 31,381 Thanks: 3,541,683 Thanked 361,797 Times in 31,484 Posts	"You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother! __________________ all the credit goes to original posters

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November 30th, 2018, 06:49 AM	#59
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,960 Thanks: 67,235 Thanked 213,269 Times in 15,996 Posts	I think you have caused my dick to get rigor mortis

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November 30th, 2018, 08:00 AM	#60
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,746 Thanks: 779,508 Thanked 864,472 Times in 58,161 Posts	Do You like Poker ? I'll show You what I'm holding.. __________________ The Rules If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site.

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