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Old June 25th, 2017, 04:03 PM   #11
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My handicap?
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Old June 25th, 2017, 06:08 PM   #12
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12 ~ I don't care what the Zionists think
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Old June 25th, 2017, 07:03 PM   #13
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"You know what? I'm not going to spend anything on my campaign. I'm going to let my well-argued policies and my personality do the talking for me. I think that the American people will be intelligent enough to respect me for that. I feel sure they will listen to the arguments and face the hard choices we need to make for the future - and for the good of our shared world."

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Old June 26th, 2017, 11:53 PM   #14
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11. The nuclear launch codes are 1-1-2-3-5
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14 ~ Read ... My ... lips . ball7 doesn't even thank contributors to his own threads...
Huh ?. Too right I suspect he`s Greenman`s cousin
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15. Melania is a great First Lady despite the fact that She only married Me in hopes of My imminent demise..
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My Mother is Mexican .... and I have a hairy ass, so does she
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Was it North or South Korea - I meant to bomb.

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Houston - Isn't that the modern equivalent of Atlantis
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