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Old October 14th, 2023, 10:41 AM   #9451
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Hello hello hellloooo! did ya miss me? don't worry i know the answer is no but i've missed you all so nyah!

I get to vote today. Vote in an actual thing and its not just an election but a referendum which is a sort of once in a blue moon kind of thing (Once in a ring of fire eclipse kind of thing for the Americans here i'm so jazzed...actually get to vote because i'm old enough to.

Pardon me for being excited!!
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And it's not a replacement for toilet paper, Either...
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You missed these degenerates why
So far filmnoirnoir has missed us every time, that's why we're still posting.
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There's a dent in my beds headboard which might explain why
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We can excuse you but only the Governor can pardon you.
you really are the king (or queen) of the off-topic comment thread!
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is a sort of once in a blue moon kind of thing (Once in a ring of fire eclipse kind of thing for the Americans here i'm so jazzed...actually get to vote because i'm old enough to.

Pardon me for being excited!!
It smurfed me
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How many times do I have to repeat myself, a toilet brush does not double as your toothbrush
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It's your lucky day, I'm having a special on words! Buy 120 words for the low, low price of $20.00 US and I'll throw in another 10 words absolutely FREE!
hummm! dubious promotion
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you really are the king (or queen) of the off-topic comment thread!
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