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**jomama** · February 16th, 2024, 06:47 PM

An Arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.
She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"

So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"

"He slapped my left cheek."

So the father slapper his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"

**captpike** · February 17th, 2024, 11:50 AM

**ball7** · February 17th, 2024, 08:28 PM

9 out of 10 burn victims are misidentified as black people with a tan

**jomama** · February 18th, 2024, 06:13 PM

Daughter: Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
Father: Ask your sister.
Daughter: I don’t have a si….!

**ball7** · February 18th, 2024, 08:37 PM

Jake's girlfriend was the first human being to break the sound barrier.
She was also the first to ride a Fighter Jet naked and strapped to the front.

**jomama** · February 19th, 2024, 05:43 PM

What is more fun than throwing a baby of the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

**jomama** · February 20th, 2024, 12:54 PM

How do they play Pokemon Go in the Gaza Strip?
They grab a round rock from the ground and say: “Pick-a-jew”!

**jomama** · February 21st, 2024, 01:39 PM

Why are police cars black and white?
To match the passengers, white up front blacks in the back

**jomama** · February 22nd, 2024, 01:14 PM

Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics.
They tested positive for WD40.

**jomama** · February 23rd, 2024, 01:09 PM

What does a porn star’s pussy and the Gaza strip have in common?
They’re both areas that have been so brutally pummeled that no child could ever crawl out alive.

February 16th, 2024, 06:47 PM	#4161
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	An Arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted. She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me" So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?" "He slapped my left cheek." So the father slapper his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife" __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 17th, 2024, 11:50 AM	#4162
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,190 Thanks: 81,696 Thanked 47,674 Times in 1,178 Posts	__________________ Looking for more of or about her? Due to recent changes I will be limited on my reups lost most of my collection

February 17th, 2024, 08:28 PM	#4163
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,913 Thanks: 67,008 Thanked 212,698 Times in 15,953 Posts	9 out of 10 burn victims are misidentified as black people with a tan __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

February 18th, 2024, 06:13 PM	#4164
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	Daughter: Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Daughter: I don’t have a si….! __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 18th, 2024, 08:37 PM	#4165
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,913 Thanks: 67,008 Thanked 212,698 Times in 15,953 Posts	Jake's girlfriend was the first human being to break the sound barrier. She was also the first to ride a Fighter Jet naked and strapped to the front. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

February 19th, 2024, 05:43 PM	#4166
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	What is more fun than throwing a baby of the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 20th, 2024, 12:54 PM	#4167
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	How do they play Pokemon Go in the Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: “Pick-a-jew”! __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 21st, 2024, 01:39 PM	#4168
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	Why are police cars black and white? To match the passengers, white up front blacks in the back __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 22nd, 2024, 01:14 PM	#4169
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics. They tested positive for WD40. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies

February 23rd, 2024, 01:09 PM	#4170
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,795 Thanks: 3,529,680 Thanked 356,258 Times in 30,910 Posts	What does a porn star’s pussy and the Gaza strip have in common? They’re both areas that have been so brutally pummeled that no child could ever crawl out alive. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies