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November 2nd, 2011, 02:58 PM | #1 |
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10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian
Anyone is welcome to add their own list. Here's mine:
1. The current NBA lockout 2. The batteries in your remote control 3. The manufacturer’s warranty on her wedding gifts 4. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to write a book 5. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to read a book 6. Any season in any major sport 7. Any season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” 8. The time between Lindsay Lohan’s court appearances 9. The amount of time it takes for Congress to actually do something 10. Keith Richards |
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November 2nd, 2011, 03:39 PM | #2 |
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11. A bag of weed in Snoop Dogg's crib.
12. An NCAA investigation into it's own corruption. 13. A talk show involving Chevy Chase or Magic Johnson. 14. A Phish jam. 15. Lindsey Lohan's sobriety. |
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16. The life of a Mayfly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly
17. An election promise 18. A stable currency 19. A 1/4 mile drag race 20. My patience with telephone solicitors. |
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November 11th, 2011, 04:58 PM | #4 |
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10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian
22. 10 hard guys waiting in line to have a go at her! Last edited by cuzzyman927; November 11th, 2011 at 05:13 PM.. Reason: typo |
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November 11th, 2011, 05:26 PM | #6 |
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24. A compact flourescent lightbulb
25. A plastic bag in a landfill 26. The wait at a DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles) office 27. A delayed Jet Blue flight 28. Yoda 29. War and Peace 30. This thread .... so far
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November 14th, 2011, 01:20 AM | #9 |
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I do not wish to ruffle any feathers, but since just about everything imaginable in this world would last longer than her marriage, it would seem perhaps the proper question and challenge should have been to try and think of things that would not last as long as her pathetic marriage.
A few examples: The blinking of an eye; laying a good fart; taking a good shit! Last edited by cuzzyman927; November 14th, 2011 at 01:25 AM.. Reason: edit |
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