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Old November 2nd, 2011, 02:58 PM   #1
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Default 10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian

Anyone is welcome to add their own list. Here's mine:
1. The current NBA lockout
2. The batteries in your remote control
3. The manufacturer’s warranty on her wedding gifts
4. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to write a book
5. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to read a book
6. Any season in any major sport
7. Any season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
8. The time between Lindsay Lohan’s court appearances
9. The amount of time it takes for Congress to actually do something
10. Keith Richards
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Old November 2nd, 2011, 03:39 PM   #2
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11. A bag of weed in Snoop Dogg's crib.
12. An NCAA investigation into it's own corruption.
13. A talk show involving Chevy Chase or Magic Johnson.
14. A Phish jam.
15. Lindsey Lohan's sobriety.
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Old November 2nd, 2011, 05:11 PM   #3
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16. The life of a Mayfly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly
17. An election promise
18. A stable currency
19. A 1/4 mile drag race
20. My patience with telephone solicitors.
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Old November 11th, 2011, 04:58 PM   #4
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21. Sex with a VEF Senior Member





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Old November 11th, 2011, 05:06 PM   #5
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22. 10 hard guys waiting in line to have a go at her!

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24. A compact flourescent lightbulb
25. A plastic bag in a landfill
26. The wait at a DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles) office
27. A delayed Jet Blue flight
28. Yoda
29. War and Peace
30. This thread .... so far
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Old November 14th, 2011, 12:05 AM   #8
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Old November 14th, 2011, 01:20 AM   #9
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I do not wish to ruffle any feathers, but since just about everything imaginable in this world would last longer than her marriage, it would seem perhaps the proper question and challenge should have been to try and think of things that would not last as long as her pathetic marriage.

A few examples: The blinking of an eye; laying a good fart; taking a good shit!

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