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Old April 24th, 2010, 11:34 AM   #1
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Default 10 Most Overused Catchphrases

10. "You had me at hello." ('Jerry Maguire')
9. "I'm the king of the world!" ('Titanic')
8. "Say hello to my little friend!" ('Scarface')
7. "Run Forrest, run!" ('Forrest Gump')
6. "Show me the money!" ('Jerry Maguire')
5. "You can't handle the truth!" ('A Few Good Men'
4. "May the force be with you." ('Star Wars')
3. "Houston, we have a problem." ('Apollo 13')
2. "... Bond. James Bond." (James Bond)
1. "I'll be back." ('The Terminator')
Here's a list I found, Do you have any to add?
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Old April 24th, 2010, 08:54 PM   #2
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"Are you talking to me?" (guess everyone knows movie and actor ;-)
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Old April 24th, 2010, 09:09 PM   #3
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"Go ahead. Make my day" (Sudden Impact)

"... you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" (Dirty Harry)

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (The Italian Job)
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Old April 24th, 2010, 09:12 PM   #4
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"Do you feel lucky, punk?" (Dirty Harry)
"I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse." (The Godfather)
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Old April 24th, 2010, 09:22 PM   #5
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" (Gone with The Wind)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (Apocalypse Now)
"Phone home" (E.T.)
"Here's Johnny!" (The Shining)
"Hasta la vista, baby" Terminator 2
"I feel the need ... the need for speed" (Top Gun)
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Old May 15th, 2011, 11:43 AM   #6
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1. Looks nothing like her

2. Did she do hardcore?

3. The link is down

4. It is only possible for one download at a time (Filesonic, where I have never managed to get past this notice to download anything ever)
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What do points make?...prizes

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Who ARE those guys?.... Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid




Hell, the fall will prob'ly kill ya..... Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

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"I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")

I've used it hundreds of times during my incompetent working career


Homer Simpson - DOH!!!!



I bought the t-shirt to immortalise it

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"Dynomite" (J.J. Good Times")
"Holy Craps!" ((Frank Barone "Everybody Loves Raymond")
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