Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 416

**rockernut** · February 6th, 2024, 08:02 PM

Just as a woman was about to jump off a cliff to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted, "Excuse me, Miss! Before you jump, would you like to have sex with me?" The woman replied angrily, "No, I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!" Ashamed by his rude, thoughtless behavior, the homeless man lowered his head and apologized, "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I'll just go wait for you down at the bottom.

**U99** · February 7th, 2024, 12:10 AM

Now that Irene Cara has "joined the choir invisibule"?
Will the people who bought copies of her singing:-

"Fame! I'm gonna live forever"

... be given their money back? 🤔

**jomama** · February 7th, 2024, 12:46 PM

What’s the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The terrorist blows for free.

**jomama** · February 8th, 2024, 01:38 PM

What do you call all black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.

**jomama** · February 9th, 2024, 01:00 PM

What do you call a female Mexican midget?
Cuntswaylow.

**jomama** · February 10th, 2024, 04:57 PM

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem?
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you

**jomama** · February 11th, 2024, 06:52 PM

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

**jomama** · February 13th, 2024, 02:31 PM

What’s the difference between crippling depression and crippled depression?
One can’t get out of bed because they’re depressed, the other is depressed because they can’t get out of bed.

**jomama** · February 14th, 2024, 02:16 PM

Black people have black history day so what do white people have?
Father’s Day.

**Mal Hombre** · February 16th, 2024, 05:22 PM

February 7th, 2024, 12:10 AM	#4152
U99 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: NW England Posts: 1,344 Thanks: 5,474 Thanked 5,648 Times in 1,299 Posts	Re-mem-ber my name Now that Irene Cara has "joined the choir invisibule"? Will the people who bought copies of her singing:- "Fame! I'm gonna live forever" ... be given their money back? 🤔 __________________ Bad news for anyone wanting to *troll* or *cyberbully* me - my signature has changed

February 7th, 2024, 12:46 PM	#4153
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What’s the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The terrorist blows for free. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 8th, 2024, 01:38 PM	#4154
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What do you call all black abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 9th, 2024, 01:00 PM	#4155
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What do you call a female Mexican midget? Cuntswaylow. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 10th, 2024, 04:57 PM	#4156
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 6th, 2024, 08:02 PM	#4151
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,784 Thanked 73,353 Times in 6,969 Posts	Just as a woman was about to jump off a cliff to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted, "Excuse me, Miss! Before you jump, would you like to have sex with me?" The woman replied angrily, "No, I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!" Ashamed by his rude, thoughtless behavior, the homeless man lowered his head and apologized, "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I'll just go wait for you down at the bottom.

February 11th, 2024, 06:52 PM	#4157
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 13th, 2024, 02:31 PM	#4158
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	What’s the difference between crippling depression and crippled depression? One can’t get out of bed because they’re depressed, the other is depressed because they can’t get out of bed. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 14th, 2024, 02:16 PM	#4159
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 30,460 Thanks: 3,522,365 Thanked 352,037 Times in 30,577 Posts	Black people have black history day so what do white people have? Father’s Day. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Roger the Alien with plunger boobies To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 16th, 2024, 05:22 PM	#4160
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