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Old April 1st, 2024, 12:06 AM   #10951
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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Why is it always the dimples?
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!

Certsainly a vegetable!
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Why is it always the dimples?
Why noit?
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Why is it always the dimples?
Would his smile work on you if there was no dimples
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Probably. Tommy has an amazing smile to begin with.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
and rabbits use carrots to make chocolate poop.
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