Angelina Jolie

[thinlizzy]

Originally Posted by drssfp

Who's her dad?

Jon Voight,an Oscar winner in his own right.The pix shows a very young Angelina.Did anyone watch "Blue Harvest" the Star Wars rip off/parody by the makers of Family Guy?if you have,there's a very funny piece at the start where they scroll down the opening intro about Angelina and her brother who is pictured here

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by crivvens

I agree.
Don't get me wrong, she's fit & would get a good scudding(if she asked me nicely), but I don't think she's the ultimate goddess that everyone raves on about.And when she's pouting, it looks like someones given her a fat lip

Now look what you've done ...




For shame ...




Hey you know i wouldn't say she was the "ultimate" Goddess either as i think such a woman will probably have to be created in a lab (Although they'll have to use her DNA as a template i reckon) , but i don't think it could be denied that she is a Goddess ,well in so far as her physical attributes attest ...



I mean sure she's got adoption issues but that aside she'd as normal as me ...



No wonder Adam weakened ...





If i was ever in a car with her she'd need em ...




What`s even better though is she's available , because come on i can`t see her and Brad lasting much longer than a couple more films as it's practically an ironed on cert that sooner rather than later she'll hook up with yet another leading man ...




Which is why i`m currently writing a screen play for her to star in , alongside myself of course ... It`s about a female cop name of Belinda Junk , who knows the rules but don't play by them etc etc snore thud , she wears high heels ,short skirts and that's about all , plus due to a nervous habit licks her lips a lot (Slowly), oh and absentmindedly fondles her nipples , but that's not important right now. My plot is that original idea the fuck-buddy movie , you see a simple Skeleton witnesses a gay mafia hit during a straight drugs bust while a kidnapping is taking place on a hijacked train, that's heading towards a burning building ,who's caretaker is drunk on the toilet and about to forget to flush away the demon baby he's given birth to ,because a crazed serial killer ,who just ate a plague carrier ,is knocking on his door and has distracted him ...
Still all this is just window dressing , the real story is how an incredibly sexy cop has to rescue the Skeleton, and yes at first they hate each other , well she hates him, mainly as the first time she licks her lips he gets out his smallest bone (Hey it's snowing and very cold alright ! ) ...But i digest ... As i say to begin with she hates him but over the course of the sixty nine hours (So bring a catheter if you got em) she falls for his bleached charms, and when finally they lose the ejaculating Alien from planet Jiz then get to the underground bunker just in time to prevent , but wait i`m spoiling it , you`ll have to see it to know what happens next , so look out for the title at your nearest bargain bucket ...





BJ Runs The Bone ...

[mjefferys1]

She's not my favorite lady to much Hollywood not enough porn.
But I must admit she knows how to smoulder.



She can even do demure.

[BustyEscortLovr]

I was starting to like Angelina, then I saw this on the newstand today.
Now I hate Brad Pitt - LOL.
Damn I want this image without all the copy.
Whew - now this is a great photo.

[thinlizzy]

a couple of screen grabs from Wanted,her most recent film

[grazer]

Not a screen goddess? Not "getting" why she's top billing? Well, how about she's the only prominent screen face out there with an extraordinary portion of class at the level of, say, Ava Gardner, in La Jolie's case of the erotic/vulnerable/angry/ice-cool type? And, in addition, she has brains, acting ability way beyond her looks and very much her own view of things in the real world. Spiffingly admirable!

Here's my current favorite pic of her (from a recent ad campaign for a clothesmaker), wallpapered to the back of my screen:



Go, Angie!!!

[MaxJoker]

Like her personality or not (I do ) there really is no getting away from the fact she is extraordinarily beautiful ,and in an age of mostly uninteresting tame actresses certainly has screen presence

[MaxJoker]

I don`t know , nearly 9000 views and after the tireless work only 30 something odd thanks . Which, since they`re mainly from the same discernible and wise forum members ,has to be halved then fiddled with again (Just for the hell of it) .Meaning that in real terms of the 9000 views only 1 percent (Or in unreal terms 90 people) were thoughtful enough to show appreciation for either the lady in question the effort involved (Mine and others) or both .




Look i can understand if you get so caught up in the brilliance of my wit (I said wit) that your eyes glaze over , you slip into a fatal coma and so fail to thank.




But then i say sod that for an excuse ,why not just thank first and die later ?.




"Ahhhhh go on "

[grazer]

Here are some pics I haven't seen in this thread with her face in unusual expressive states. That last one is especially for Greenskull - observe & weep!

[kayfabe]

Foxfire

Gia

Mojave Moon


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