The corrupt a wish game - Page 231

**old alal** · April 24th, 2014, 07:05 AM

Granted. but his first State Of The Union speech leaves most rather confused: "With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Stop, Hammer time! Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?"

This causes a new protest group called the "Where's the money - You can't touch it", with 300million members, because all the cash has been turned into bling and tricked up cars.

I wish I understood rap lyrics

**ball7** · April 24th, 2014, 04:13 PM

Granted. But in order to do so, you have to move to the ghetto and getting several tatoos and golden chains.

I wish it was possible to recreate Frankenstein's monster?

~~bigtrain45~~ · April 24th, 2014, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Granted. But in order to do so, you have to move to the ghetto and getting several tatoos and golden chains.

I wish it was possible to recreate Frankenstein's monster?

Granted, but as soon as he sees you, he tears your head off your shoulders and uses it as a bowling ball.

I wish the luscious Jordan West would perpetually look as she does in this pic, and perpetually finds me irresistible.

**HugoHackenbush** · April 24th, 2014, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Granted, but as soon as he sees you, he tears your head off your shoulders and uses it as a bowling ball.

I wish the luscious Jordan West would perpetually look as she does in this pic, and perpetually finds me irresistible.

Granted. A magical painting of Jordan West is prepared and carefully placed in her attic. As for the second part, you are now an American Express card that never has to be paid off.

I wish for a cushy job that pays me seven figures a year, with complete health and retirement benefits, for which I need to do no work.

**ball7** · April 24th, 2014, 08:03 PM

Granted. You are now Eric Snowden.

I wish that apple's next product is a time machine.

**Sir Honkers** · June 1st, 2014, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish that apple's next product is a time machine.

Granted. Your efforts to kill your own great grandfather come to a messy end when he gains the upperhand and horsewhips you to death.
I wish I could have a mother and daughter romp with Wilma and Pebbles

**tygrkhat40** · June 1st, 2014, 02:49 PM

As you wish. Wilma and Pebbles are serious femdoms. Imagine being pegged by a stalagmite.

I wish to be a pilot.

~~bigtrain45~~ · June 1st, 2014, 04:47 PM

Granted. You work in the barns at Epsom, and you get to pile it all day long.

I wish this girl was sitting in my living room right now, looking just like this.

**Jeff Vader** · June 1st, 2014, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Granted. You work in the barns at Epsom, and you get to pile it all day long.

I wish this girl was sitting in my living room right now, looking just like this.

Granted. She's dead, been stuffed and is behind a glass case.

I wish Justin Beaver did acid.

**sweatyhat** · June 1st, 2014, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish Justin Beaver did acid.

Granted

He took 1000mg acetylsalicylic acid for a bad cold.

I wish the law decreed all politicians wear red noses and ride space hoppers while speaking to television cameras.

April 24th, 2014, 07:05 AM	#2301
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted. but his first State Of The Union speech leaves most rather confused: "With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet It feels good, when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this) Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this) Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this) Stop, Hammer time! Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time! I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this?" This causes a new protest group called the "Where's the money - You can't touch it", with 300million members, because all the cash has been turned into bling and tricked up cars. I wish I understood rap lyrics __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

April 24th, 2014, 08:03 PM	#2305
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,030 Times in 15,737 Posts	Granted. You are now Eric Snowden. I wish that apple's next product is a time machine. Last edited by ball7; May 8th, 2014 at 06:38 PM..

June 1st, 2014, 02:49 PM	#2307
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,631 Times in 9,629 Posts	As you wish. Wilma and Pebbles are serious femdoms. Imagine being pegged by a stalagmite. I wish to be a pilot. __________________

April 24th, 2014, 04:13 PM	#2302
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,030 Times in 15,737 Posts	Granted. But in order to do so, you have to move to the ghetto and getting several tatoos and golden chains. I wish it was possible to recreate Frankenstein's monster?

June 1st, 2014, 04:47 PM	#2308
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Granted. You work in the barns at Epsom, and you get to pile it all day long. I wish this girl was sitting in my living room right now, looking just like this.