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Old 06-11-2010, 09:46 AM   #1
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OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!


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OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!

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so it was a jack-off hammer
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Bruce forsyths wig
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A house brick
Roadkill
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My own sarcasm


One of the above is almost nearly true


Hey wait a second why aren't i being paid 14 grand a post ?, Paul Merton`s career is built on such random crap
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a goat.

I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond!
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Since when did Brucie wear a wig
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I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond!
Don't worry, I'm not a total pervert.

It was dead.
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