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Old 05-19-2009, 06:26 PM   #1
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Red face Women you shouldn't really Fancy.

Being an anonymous forum I'm not ashamed to admit to having thought about pumping Lisa Tarbuck or kids TV - Wizadora.

Lets put our votes forward for those women you probably know it's wrong to fancy.

Coleen Nolan

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours and her adopted Daughter Rachel (not quite sure if that would be legal yet).

Carenza Lewis from C4 Timeteam.

Sally Traffic from Radio2 (just cos of her damn sexy voice).

Who's next
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:53 PM   #2
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I agree with the Carenza Lewis bit, I'd always though of trowling her trench might be fun!
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Old 05-19-2009, 07:22 PM   #3
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I'm afraid I haven't a clue who any of these ladies are. Sorry!
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Clues in the thread title Billy! They are pretty rank imho!
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i dont know why,but i fancy,,,dame kelly holmes,,,,i think theres something wrong with me,,,,im not into butch women(well maybe madonna),i allways fancy,pretty girly women,but kelly does something for me,,,,,,,sick i know.
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i have to also own up to Lisa Tarbuck, not sure why ?
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Coleen Nolan yes ... and I've always had a fancy for Lynda Bellingham ...
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How can you not know coleen nolan. I also liked the other fat old bird that did those tissue adverts with her in the early 90's.

On the suject of athletes dare I suggest Sally Gunnell. The funniest moment in TV history was Rory McGrath on They think it's all over on the picture round with the misfit faces
Rory: Sally Gunnell
Nick: Which one?
Rory: All of them.

Had me in tears!

Also Karen Brady. The older and chubbier she gets, the better.
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And on the subject of sport, Sue Barker still looks pretty fit to me ...
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Carenza was quite fit I thought but sadly the poor lady had a double masectomy when only one was required so I heard...?

I actually quite like her replacement Helen Geake....!
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