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Old 02-28-2009, 10:37 AM   #1
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Old 02-28-2009, 10:53 AM   #2
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The last time you said,I would'nt mind having a gander......
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- Oddly, nobody wants their luggage back after it comes out the baggage chute.
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Old 03-01-2009, 04:39 AM   #5
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Could be stewardess trying to show her skills with a plane
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[black humor]Isn't the Twintowers'pussy?[/black humor]
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