WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 2

**TCO95** · 02-20-2009, 04:25 PM

I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

**kiwi** · 02-20-2009, 04:29 PM

The Piano - F. AWFUL!

It's a woman's film. Went wit an ex-gf.

&!

Sex In the City - went with my wife last year - fell asleep after 20 minutes!

Kiwi

**marlon** · 02-20-2009, 06:21 PM

Agree with Kiwi, the Piano was horrifically poor.

My nomination would be Escape From LA, awful attempt at a sequal to the quite good Escape from New York, proof that things should be left in their time and you can never go back!

**scoundrel** · 02-20-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

Oh My God! Merciful amnesia had intervened and I forgotten Dune (pronounced Doon if my quailling memory banks serve). Dune really does deserve an honourable mention. In the Oxford English Dictionary, the word SHITE has a footnote: ''See also Dune, film by David Lynch. Definitive example''. But Moulin Rouge, MI2 and Top Gun are still my worst of the worst.

**icu** · 02-20-2009, 07:23 PM

Repo Man ( 1984 )

I remember very well :

1984
I said to my Ex 'Let go to the Cinema and watch this movie - I think it's funny, I've seen some Trailers'
We did it.
It hit my type of Humor.
Our Friendship ended.

**sydney1** · 02-20-2009, 08:20 PM

I wasted two hours of my life the other night, Ms Sidney was on a late shift and I (foolishly) started to watch Mission Impossible3.
The only redeeming quality was watching Titch Cruise been tortured, not as long as I was hoping for; but we can't have everything.

**captpike** · 02-20-2009, 09:43 PM

For me it was Me, Myself & Irene took my woman both left thinking why didn't we stay home. Worst remake Star Wars IV reedit was not worth the money I paid to see it. Worst DVD rental Solaris with George Clooney rented for five days tried to watch 3 times fell asleep all 3 times never saw the hole movie

edgarcasey · 02-21-2009, 12:52 AM

For me it was Grindhouse hands down. To this day, I cannot believe I sat through all three hours of that complete and utter crap. My God!! What a tremendous waste of time and money. Unbelievable. And what was that incredibly overrated thing he made with John Travolta? Gratuitous over-the-top violence - no substance whatsoever. I guess some guys are into that. I'm not. I will never see one of his movies ever again. In conclusion, I believe that Quentin Tarantino blows dead water buffalo dick. Thank you very much.

BustyEscortLovr · 02-21-2009, 03:09 AM

The Cell - c 2000 - w Jennifer Lopez
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/
Absolutely the worst piece of trash ever laid to celluloid.
My friends all went because one wanted to see it for his birthday.
He is no longer allowed to pick movies ever again, even if he is crowned King of Australia.

**Futuro** · 02-21-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by edgarcasey

For me it was Grindhouse

"Death Proof" too, for me it was just very dull and stupid movie.
My all-time crap movie classic is 90 minutes of boredom, "Gone in 60 seconds". I´m just happy that I´m not so deep in the swamp of "vintage/retro cool" that I would have to like this "cult" film, for the sake of pop-cultural, artsy-fartsy "credibility".
Still have an old VHS copy of it with finnish subtitles, must be worth of fortune nowadays har-har! I love old action movies but "Gone in 60 Seconds" by H.B. Halicki is just bad, no matter how cool looking cars there are or how stupid sunglasses and hairstyles you may spot from it.

02-20-2009, 04:25 PM	#11
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Area 51? Posts: 4,489 Thanks: 38,085 Thanked 37,752 Times in 4,523 Posts	Dune I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

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kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 8,331 Thanked 90,616 Times in 3,616 Posts	The Piano - F. AWFUL! It's a woman's film. Went wit an ex-gf. &! Sex In the City - went with my wife last year - fell asleep after 20 minutes! Kiwi __________________ Love All The People

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icu Former Staff Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,943 Thanks: 10,419 Thanked 15,709 Times in 3,048 Posts	Repo Man ( 1984 ) I remember very well : 1984 I said to my Ex 'Let go to the Cinema and watch this movie - I think it's funny, I've seen some Trailers' We did it. It hit my type of Humor. Our Friendship ended. Last edited by icu; 02-20-2009 at 07:27 PM..

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BustyEscortLovr Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 277 Thanks: 1,926 Thanked 3,290 Times in 418 Posts	The Cell - c 2000 - w Jennifer Lopez http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/ Absolutely the worst piece of trash ever laid to celluloid. My friends all went because one wanted to see it for his birthday. He is no longer allowed to pick movies ever again, even if he is crowned King of Australia. __________________ There is no such thing as breasts that are too big! "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. - Anon. or Tom Waits" http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t66039-nanette-aka-olga-aka-bertha.html

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02-20-2009, 06:21 PM	#13
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,571 Thanks: 43,745 Thanked 234,090 Times in 10,315 Posts	Agree with Kiwi, the Piano was horrifically poor. My nomination would be Escape From LA, awful attempt at a sequal to the quite good Escape from New York, proof that things should be left in their time and you can never go back!

02-20-2009, 08:20 PM	#16
sydney1 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 805 Thanks: 5,022 Thanked 11,157 Times in 910 Posts	I wasted two hours of my life the other night, Ms Sidney was on a late shift and I (foolishly) started to watch Mission Impossible3. The only redeeming quality was watching Titch Cruise been tortured, not as long as I was hoping for; but we can't have everything.

02-20-2009, 09:43 PM	#17
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or Central New York State Posts: 439 Thanks: 3,685 Thanked 13,933 Times in 518 Posts	For me it was Me, Myself & Irene took my woman both left thinking why didn't we stay home. Worst remake Star Wars IV reedit was not worth the money I paid to see it. Worst DVD rental Solaris with George Clooney rented for five days tried to watch 3 times fell asleep all 3 times never saw the hole movie

02-21-2009, 12:52 AM	#18
edgarcasey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA and Manila, Philippines Posts: 165 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,753 Times in 190 Posts	For me it was Grindhouse hands down. To this day, I cannot believe I sat through all three hours of that complete and utter crap. My God!! What a tremendous waste of time and money. Unbelievable. And what was that incredibly overrated thing he made with John Travolta? Gratuitous over-the-top violence - no substance whatsoever. I guess some guys are into that. I'm not. I will never see one of his movies ever again. In conclusion, I believe that Quentin Tarantino blows dead water buffalo dick. Thank you very much.