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MemoryHunter · 07-20-2012, 09:49 PM

"Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn.

"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock.

"Coffee and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit.

"How to Eliminate Harmful Bacteria", by Penny Cilin.

"Back to Basics", by Rudy Mentary

"Twin Hulled Sailing Techniques", by Katie Merangue.

"The Secret of Great Skin", by Dermot O'Logical

"Big Game Hunting", by Ivor E. Hunter.

"Great Rock Songs of the 60s", by Barnaby Wilde.

"Putting Up a Shelf and Other useful DIY Projects", by Andy Mann.

"Mechanical Fastenings", by Allan Key.

"Mediterranean Precipitation", by Lorraine N. Spain.

"Fitted Carpets", by Walter Wall.

"High Explosives", by Diana Mite.

"Big Cheeses of the Mafia", by Mas Capone.

"Gambling in Las Vegas", by Cassie Knows.

"Crossing the Stream", by Bridgette Over.

"My House: Open To The Elements", by Rufus Missing.

Celebrity Titles;

"Keeping Your Grass in Good Condition", by Lorne Green.

"I Won't Change My Mind", by Adam Ant.

"That Hurts", by Ian Dury

"Smack, and Other Harmful Substances", by Gordon Brown.

**Mal Hombre** · 07-20-2012, 09:59 PM

A Night with George Michael by Major Bumsore

MemoryHunter · 07-20-2012, 10:20 PM

"How J Howard Marshall Wanted to See Out His Last Days With Anna", by Nora Titsoff

**GailFan** · 07-20-2012, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MemoryHunter

Celebrity Titles;

"Keeping Your Grass in Good Condition", by Lorne Green.

"I Won't Change My Mind", by Adam Ant.

"That Hurts", by Ian Dury

"Smack, and Other Harmful Substances", by Gordon Brown.

Also, "Mein Kampfire" by Adolf Hitler and Lord Baden-Powell

NukeTheFridge · 07-20-2012, 11:29 PM

Who are the two most famous people that got shot in the head in a theater?

Abraham Lincoln and the guy that sat in front of Fred Willard.

**jackpinesavage** · 07-21-2012, 01:55 AM

[QUOTE=MemoryHunter;2150874]"Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn.

"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock.

"Coffee and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit.

"How to Eliminate Harmful Bacteria", by Penny Cilin.

"Back to Basics", by Rudy Mentary
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"Little Holes in the Snow", by U.P. Straighter.

**Jeff Vader** · 07-21-2012, 07:11 AM

I appear to have misinterpreted the term MILF and am now banned from the Tutankhamen exhibition.

**electile disfunction** · 07-21-2012, 05:41 PM

Here is a 'conversation' writen in a lavatory stall:

I'm 10 inches long and 3 inches wide. Interested?

Fascinated! How big is your dick?

MemoryHunter · 07-21-2012, 07:08 PM

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox

**mxyptlk** · 07-21-2012, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MemoryHunter

"Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn.

"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock.

"Coffee and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit.

'Sky Diving", by Perry Chute

'How I Discovered Cliff Diving", by Eileen Dover

'The Mystery of the Squeaking Door', by Russ T. Hinge

'Fifty Yards to the Outhouse', by Willie Makeit, illustrated by Betty Woant

'Expedition to the Arctic', by Major Frossbitt

07-20-2012, 09:49 PM	#4941
MemoryHunter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Sleepy Old Sussex, England Posts: 1,138 Thanks: 20,226 Thanked 10,503 Times in 1,124 Posts	Silly Books "Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn. "Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock. "Coffee and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit. "How to Eliminate Harmful Bacteria", by Penny Cilin. "Back to Basics", by Rudy Mentary "Twin Hulled Sailing Techniques", by Katie Merangue. "The Secret of Great Skin", by Dermot O'Logical "Big Game Hunting", by Ivor E. Hunter. "Great Rock Songs of the 60s", by Barnaby Wilde. "Putting Up a Shelf and Other useful DIY Projects", by Andy Mann. "Mechanical Fastenings", by Allan Key. "Mediterranean Precipitation", by Lorraine N. Spain. "Fitted Carpets", by Walter Wall. "High Explosives", by Diana Mite. "Big Cheeses of the Mafia", by Mas Capone. "Gambling in Las Vegas", by Cassie Knows. "Crossing the Stream", by Bridgette Over. "My House: Open To The Elements", by Rufus Missing. Celebrity Titles; "Keeping Your Grass in Good Condition", by Lorne Green. "I Won't Change My Mind", by Adam Ant. "That Hurts", by Ian Dury "Smack, and Other Harmful Substances", by Gordon Brown. __________________ If you can ID a Model in one of my posts, let me know, I'll update it, and credit you too. Looking for a favourite, but you don't know her name? There's a thread here, that may help. It's for known models only, don't* post requests, or you will be 'Mod-ified.'*

07-20-2012, 09:59 PM	#4942
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,841 Thanks: 137,940 Thanked 127,318 Times in 12,705 Posts	A Night with George Michael by Major Bumsore __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

07-20-2012, 10:20 PM	#4943
MemoryHunter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Sleepy Old Sussex, England Posts: 1,138 Thanks: 20,226 Thanked 10,503 Times in 1,124 Posts	"How J Howard Marshall Wanted to See Out His Last Days With Anna", by Nora Titsoff __________________ If you can ID a Model in one of my posts, let me know, I'll update it, and credit you too. Looking for a favourite, but you don't know her name? There's a thread here, that may help. It's for known models only, don't* post requests, or you will be 'Mod-ified.'*

07-21-2012, 07:11 AM	#4947
Jeff Vader Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 4,675 Thanks: 86,588 Thanked 67,018 Times in 4,695 Posts	I appear to have misinterpreted the term MILF and am now banned from the Tutankhamen exhibition. __________________ If any of my links are dead, PM me and I can rehost. I only post what I host.

07-21-2012, 05:41 PM	#4948
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 976 Thanks: 26,785 Thanked 7,423 Times in 1,183 Posts	Restroom notes Here is a 'conversation' writen in a lavatory stall: I'm 10 inches long and 3 inches wide. Interested? Fascinated! How big is your dick?

07-20-2012, 11:29 PM	#4945
NukeTheFridge Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25 Thanks: 135 Thanked 371 Times in 35 Posts	Who are the two most famous people that got shot in the head in a theater? Abraham Lincoln and the guy that sat in front of Fred Willard.

07-21-2012, 01:55 AM	#4946
jackpinesavage Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: My House Posts: 1,011 Thanks: 2,418 Thanked 13,096 Times in 1,003 Posts	[QUOTE=MemoryHunter;2150874]"Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn. "Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock. "Coffee and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit. "How to Eliminate Harmful Bacteria", by Penny Cilin. "Back to Basics", by Rudy Mentary ************************************************** "Little Holes in the Snow", by U.P. Straighter.

07-21-2012, 07:08 PM	#4949
MemoryHunter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Sleepy Old Sussex, England Posts: 1,138 Thanks: 20,226 Thanked 10,503 Times in 1,124 Posts	Useful Metric Conversions... * 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone * 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds * 10 cards = 1 decacards * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin * 10 rations = 1 decoration * 10 millipedes = 1 centipede * 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent * 2 monograms = 1 diagram * 2 wharves = 1 paradox __________________ If you can ID a Model in one of my posts, let me know, I'll update it, and credit you too. Looking for a favourite, but you don't know her name? There's a thread here, that may help. It's for known models only, don't* post requests, or you will be 'Mod-ified.'*

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