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May 11th, 2019, 10:34 PM | #14631 |
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Three old ladies where sitting on a park bench when a man walking past flashed them.
Two of the ladies had a stroke...the third couldn't reach that far. |
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May 11th, 2019, 10:35 PM | #14632 |
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Velcro—what a rip-off!
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May 12th, 2019, 04:45 AM | #14633 |
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Acts on a variety show
Husband and wife mimes performing the hit song “We don't talk anymore” Dolly Parton singing “I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts” General Varus and his army performing “A walk in the Black forest” (once only performance) I just hoping the Invisible Man will make an appearance! |
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May 12th, 2019, 11:27 AM | #14634 |
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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says ..............
"B Positive"
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May 12th, 2019, 01:07 PM | #14635 |
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May 12th, 2019, 01:18 PM | #14636 |
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May 12th, 2019, 01:43 PM | #14637 |
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A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but then she realized that they cost way too much money, so instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she enters it into a contest, and it comes in third.
The headlines read, "Nun's Ass Chokes." The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first. The headlines were, "Nun's Ass Wins Grand Prize." The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race. The headlines read, "Booker Scratches Nun's Ass." And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price. The headlines were "Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.00." |
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May 12th, 2019, 10:15 PM | #14639 |
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Q: Why did the vision impaired man fall into a well?
A: He couldn't see that well. |
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May 13th, 2019, 01:02 AM | #14640 |
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A friend decided to become a juggler. He became so good at it he decided to take his act on the road. First gig, he got hit by a truck.
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