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June 8th, 2018, 03:42 PM	#13421
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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June 8th, 2018, 04:26 PM	#13422
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,754 Times in 5,161 Posts	People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

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June 8th, 2018, 11:04 PM	#13423
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,754 Times in 5,161 Posts	What do women and condoms have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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June 9th, 2018, 05:27 PM	#13424
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	All you could hear today in the supermarket was the sound of crying and wailing. Then my wife said to me, "Isn't it about time you grew up?"

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June 10th, 2018, 12:34 PM	#13425
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	''Come on, orange juice, you're a breakfast drink! You've got to patch things up with toothpaste.'' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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June 12th, 2018, 04:10 PM	#13426
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	Statistics show that vegetarians live on average ten years longer than meat eaters. Ten long miserable years. My grandfather was on The Titanic. And as far as I know, he still is.

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June 12th, 2018, 04:29 PM	#13427
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	When a child really wanted to be a brain surgeon , But apparently I was too young. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 12th, 2018, 05:28 PM	#13428
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	''Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'' BENNY HILL __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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June 12th, 2018, 07:31 PM	#13429
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	After reading that beer was bad for you, smoking was bad for you, and chocolate was bad for you, I immediately realised I must give up reading.

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June 12th, 2018, 10:52 PM	#13430
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,751 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	Bloody Amazon I ordered Four Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD

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