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March 18th, 2018, 05:14 PM | #13191 |
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I was going to post a timetravle joke but, no one liked it
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March 18th, 2018, 06:42 PM | #13192 |
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What has a tramp & a student got in common?
They both have fuck all.
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March 18th, 2018, 06:44 PM | #13193 |
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Hear about the Irishman who thought that mow the grass was a Jewish informer.
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March 18th, 2018, 06:46 PM | #13194 |
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Gazza was invited to launch a ship, but was delayed as he wouldn't let go of the bottle.
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March 18th, 2018, 08:59 PM | #13195 |
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I was also going to post a Time Travel joke. Until I found out next week that nobody found it funny.
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March 19th, 2018, 03:10 AM | #13196 | |
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Don't you just hate when that happens?
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March 19th, 2018, 03:23 AM | #13197 |
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Why does it take 10 women with PMT to change a light bulb?
Because it fucking does OK!!!
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March 19th, 2018, 03:26 AM | #13198 |
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If women are multifunctional, so why can't they have sex & a headache at the same time?
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March 19th, 2018, 11:47 AM | #13199 |
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March 19th, 2018, 02:34 PM | #13200 |
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Why do they call the nut peacons instead of peacans?
Peacans are what truck drivers use when their on the road.
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