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September 17th, 2017, 01:10 PM | #12691 |
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A man has been finally arrested for the theft of large amounts of ammonia and chloroform. Police are confident that the evidence is overwhelming.
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September 17th, 2017, 09:38 PM | #12693 |
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Little Johnny's Halloween
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business." |
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I accidentally swallowed my small crossword dictionary the other day.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had. Last edited by bp666; September 18th, 2017 at 02:37 AM.. Reason: . |
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September 18th, 2017, 02:38 AM | #12695 |
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Getting really nervous. My exams in cloth weaving are looming.
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My wife would only give me blowjobs before we married. You should have seen the looks on our relatives' and the minister's faces when we got to the church.
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I'd always thought that 'pumpkin spice' was something that David Beckham did to Victoria...
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