What do women want ?

**MaxJoker** · 06-30-2008, 11:17 AM

Now i can only speak from haphazard experience , but for me i tend to find that if you`re willing to let them talk themselves out while you look into their eyes and feign interest that`s a great base from which to prepare your invasion

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For is it not written in lascivious 69 " Blessededed be the listener for thine patience shall be`th rewardeth in joyous and sweaty union, or at least enough times to make the effort worthwhile`th " ...

Lena · 06-30-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Now i can only speak from haphazard experience , but for me i tend to find that if you`re willing to let them talk themselves out while you look into their eyes and feign interest that`s a great base from which to prepare your invasion

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Looks like she may have a sharp instrument under that pillow.

**MaxJoker** · 06-30-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lena

Looks like she may have a sharp instrument under that pillow.

I`m willing to take that risk , anyway i always keep a plaster in my sock in case of emergency's

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**Leprechaun** · 06-30-2008, 03:57 PM

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What do women really want their man to have ?

Maybe an evolutionary biologist would write: Females search for the 'strongest' males - the surviving fittest partners with the best genetic requirements to beget the surviving fittest descendants. This is the biological reason why especially younger 'breedy' females often like male 'alpha leader' types: the best player of a football team, the leader of a gang, the heroish movie actor, the manager of a lucrative firm, the guy with the fastest car.

Ok, the best player of a football team may ruin his tendons, the gang leader may shot dead, the heroish movie actor may be a alcohol-cocaine-dependent dud in private life, the manager may go bankrupt and the guy with the fastest car may have an accident. Diseased! Destituted! Dead! Surviving fittest hm?

But IMO Life isn't just a genetical and biochemical chain reaction.

In general a woman's 'typical prey' depends on her personal circumstances, her personality, her individual tastes, her life experience and her (unfulfilled) necessities. Because often the 'surviving fittest' is just an idiot!

Ross758 · 06-30-2008, 04:12 PM

Confidence mainly.

**marlon** · 06-30-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lena

Looks like she may have a sharp instrument under that pillow.

And a lawyer under the bed.

**hoyya** · 06-30-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprechaun

But IMO Life isn't just a genetical and biochemical chain reaction.

Sure every matching partnership has its secret wonders in the idividual view.

The great whole reduced on statistical facts is simple:
-role of the man: signaling his abilities by competition against other men
-role of the woman: selecting her partner

Surprising for me: Latest statistics say, the average woman in our emanzipated society has a so called capturesceme like in the stone age: they still go for the best nourisher (of their offspring). The capture is somehow unconscious done, because in the partnership they wish teamwork.

The whole decision of the woman is multifactorial. That means there are a lot of other parameters than the mans supporting abilities that count, but if they are great, everything else doesn’t matter that much anymore: the 22 years old ukrainian beauty queen marries the 75 years old US billionaire!
Lets say that billionaire has no other qualities; then a very handsome, aspiring, empathic, listening, attentive, good smelling, healthy, funny, poor young man, who likes her family still can beat that billionaire. He just has to be very good in all other cathegories to get a go by this woman.

One of the other parameters are the physical looks of a man. The average woman likes a cracking bottom, a V shaped back and beautiful eyes

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**MaxJoker** · 06-30-2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by marlon

And a lawyer under the bed.

What i`d be doing something worth being sued over ? , now that sounds like my kinda evening

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**MaxJoker** · 06-30-2008, 07:59 PM

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_One of the other parameters are the physical looks of a man. The average woman likes a cracking bottom, a V shaped back and beautiful eyes_

Well i`ve got a crack in my bottom alright , a U shaped back and the sparkling eyes of a madman (By my pillow) but i still do ok

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Ps i exaggerate to clarify

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**DTravel** · 07-02-2008, 01:41 AM

They look for whatever you don't have and if you get it, they'll change their minds.

View Poll Results: What do women really want ?
Money , preferably ours	96	100.00%
A massive throbbing ,warm personality	6	6.98%
Us to have a great sense of humour , so we can laugh along when they make jokes at our expense	10	11.63%
Us to look like film stars , while they can look like bags of cottage cheese	5	5.81%
Our own home , preferably soon to be signed over to them	50	58.14%
For us to listen to them , but never judge	10	11.63%
Eyes only for them , and their mean spirited hearts	8	9.30%
No spine and a constantly nodding head	3	3.49%
All of the above and much much more	115	100.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 86. You may not vote on this poll

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Ross758 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 5 Posts	Confidence mainly.