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Old 05-31-2009, 12:31 PM   #51
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ohh, did i mention that i have the ebola virus ?
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ohh, did i mention that i have the ebola virus ?
So what, I've got swine flu
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186: Hey! Your folks just pulled up in the driveway!
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Hey! Your folks just pulled up in the driveway! Do ya think your mum will join in
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Hmmm your not as tight as your sister
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183: "Just noticed that you got analog-tv, ever thought to buy digital?"
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This is like the 'Rodeo' ride,take her from behind, call her her best friends name and see how long you can stay on
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