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Old 12-17-2008, 10:26 AM   #21
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Put on a CD? Okay, what do you prefer - 'The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band' or 'World War II Sound Effects'?
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:43 AM   #22
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144. The car is moving and its headed straight off the cliff!
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:47 AM   #23
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145. me love you long time
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:12 PM   #24
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146. Die you fuckin lame!
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147. Hold up - I need to take a huge dump.
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148. Let me get stoned first.
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:19 PM   #27
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149. Ooohhhh AL!
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150. Sorry Darling ... but it not just feels like a festering abscess ...
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151. I think the ceiling needs painting, don't you?
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