101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 10

**cuzzyman927** · 05-26-2011, 01:25 AM

221. By the way, what's your name?
222. Call her Barbara ... and her name is Michelle!
223. You look familiar, have we fucked before?
224. Hurry up, my wife will be home any minute!
225. Give me a cigarette, and light it for me.
226. I sure hope that paper bag doesn't rip!

**tygrkhat40** · 05-26-2011, 03:36 AM

227. 3 minutes, 12 seconds! A new record!

**MaxJoker** · 05-26-2011, 08:40 AM

228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .

P37 · 05-26-2011, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .

After saying that you will not see her for a couple of days. But then the swelling around the eyes will go own so you should be able to open them again, just in time to see leave.

**HugoHackenbush** · 05-26-2011, 07:09 PM

229. (Whilst performing oral on her) Wow! Can you hear that echo?
230. Let's switch to doggy style. That way I'll have a place to put my ashtray.
231. It's OK. My herpes is in remission.

P37 · 05-26-2011, 07:19 PM

232. Hey if I use my pen to play join the dots with the pimples on your bum I bet I can draw a clowns face and use your bum hole as his nose! If you don't save or wax for a week or two it could pass for Groucho Marx

**Manny Fagnett** · 06-07-2011, 05:10 PM

It shouldn't smell now you've had a bag fitted...

**TCO95** · 06-07-2011, 07:36 PM

233) You : "Ah shit, I think my wife is home."
Her : "I am your wife!"

**Manny Fagnett** · 06-20-2011, 10:13 PM

Wetter than a dog's nose and I should know...

**rockernut** · 06-20-2011, 10:35 PM

233.5 :If she happens to fart during a '69' don't say 'Thank God, at least some fresh air!'

05-26-2011, 01:25 AM	#91
cuzzyman927 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 3,045 Thanks: 110,225 Thanked 71,076 Times in 3,034 Posts	221. By the way, what's your name? 222. Call her Barbara ... and her name is Michelle! 223. You look familiar, have we fucked before? 224. Hurry up, my wife will be home any minute! 225. Give me a cigarette, and light it for me. 226. I sure hope that paper bag doesn't rip! Last edited by cuzzyman927; 06-24-2011 at 11:03 AM.. Reason: content

05-26-2011, 08:40 AM	#93
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 12,680 Thanks: 84,673 Thanked 172,724 Times in 13,764 Posts	228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so far

05-26-2011, 07:09 PM	#95
HugoHackenbush Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Standish Sanitarium Posts: 563 Thanks: 5,445 Thanked 6,225 Times in 576 Posts	A few more... 229. (Whilst performing oral on her) Wow! Can you hear that echo? 230. Let's switch to doggy style. That way I'll have a place to put my ashtray. 231. It's OK. My herpes is in remission. __________________ Just give me your body...I'll give you my brain...it's a fair exchange.

06-07-2011, 05:10 PM	#97
Manny Fagnett Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The British Birmingham, North of Stratford-Upon-Avon. Posts: 1,040 Thanks: 6,079 Thanked 9,353 Times in 1,101 Posts	It shouldn't smell now you've had a bag fitted... __________________ Porn and V.E.F ... Bostin.

06-20-2011, 10:13 PM	#99
Manny Fagnett Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The British Birmingham, North of Stratford-Upon-Avon. Posts: 1,040 Thanks: 6,079 Thanked 9,353 Times in 1,101 Posts	Wetter than a dog's nose and I should know... __________________ Porn and V.E.F ... Bostin.

05-26-2011, 03:36 AM	#92
tygrkhat40 Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 3,712 Thanks: 46,793 Thanked 32,969 Times in 3,717 Posts	227. 3 minutes, 12 seconds! A new record!

05-26-2011, 07:19 PM	#96
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 627 Thanks: 4,250 Thanked 4,178 Times in 628 Posts	232. Hey if I use my pen to play join the dots with the pimples on your bum I bet I can draw a clowns face and use your bum hole as his nose! If you don't save or wax for a week or two it could pass for Groucho Marx

06-07-2011, 07:36 PM	#98
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Area 51? Posts: 4,475 Thanks: 37,890 Thanked 37,543 Times in 4,508 Posts	233) You : "Ah shit, I think my wife is home." Her : "I am your wife!"

06-20-2011, 10:35 PM	#100
rockernut Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,208 Thanks: 16,328 Thanked 9,447 Times in 1,220 Posts	233.5 :If she happens to fart during a '69' don't say 'Thank God, at least some fresh air!' Last edited by rockernut; 06-20-2011 at 10:47 PM..

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