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Old April 27th, 2017, 11:55 AM   #3741
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Hot peppers on a sandwich or not?
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Pizza topping; pepperoni or sausage?
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Old April 27th, 2017, 03:04 PM   #3743
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sausage

Would you or would you not use pineapple as a pizza topping?
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Chinese green tea or a flavored spice tea?
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Spiced Tea

Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?
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Root Beer (only if natural, no artificial flavors)


Learning how to water ski or sail boarding(wind surfing)?
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mug or cup?
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Scones with your tea or not?
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Not but only because I gave up cakes and such a decade or so ago...

Sweet or savoury ?
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