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July 23rd, 2016, 11:52 AM | #671 |
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630=Hollywood never, EVER seems to get tired of making films about vampires, superheroes, hardened police cops or zombies.
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July 23rd, 2016, 12:29 PM | #672 |
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631. Jesus was a pale white guy, who didn't look remotely Semitic.
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July 23rd, 2016, 02:07 PM | #673 |
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632. The bad guy (or guys) will usually always be white. If there is a black bad guy (or guys), there will either be at least one other bad guy that is white, or at least one other black guy that is good.
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August 8th, 2016, 06:01 AM | #674 |
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633. An ancient Egyptian tomb will always be lit from within when the archaeologists open it's doors for the first time in three thousand years.
634. When someone falls into a river or lake and (presumably) drowns, their hat will always be floating in the water near to where they fell in. 635. Aeroplanes being pursued across fields by cars as they speed up to take off (to apprehend the pilot) will always be old fashioned bi-planes. |
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August 10th, 2016, 03:14 PM | #675 |
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636. In WWII the allies always attacked the front of the building where German infantry were holed up inside. And when the German infantry inside found the attack unbearable, they would run out of the front door- where they would be shot down every time.
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August 10th, 2016, 03:54 PM | #676 |
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When Hollywood picks actors for the roles of Romans, Nazis, Soviets or ruthless bankers, they usually end up with Brits.
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August 10th, 2016, 09:58 PM | #677 |
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638 . When a space traveler is dropped off on an alien planet, he will immediately be attacked by some nightmarish , monster predator .Riddick , Star trek , The empire strikes back
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August 10th, 2016, 10:56 PM | #678 |
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Or he's lured into a huge Walt Disney style palace by an attractive, scantily clad princess who clearly has some kind of hidden agenda. He will be completely mesmerized by her within minutes and will need to be rescued - eventually.
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August 11th, 2016, 04:04 PM | #679 |
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639. All aliens planets have breathable air.
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August 11th, 2016, 04:23 PM | #680 |
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Most aliens speak American!
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