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Old 07-24-2014, 02:50 AM   #11
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These are described as "funny" gifs... I don't find them to be so at all

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Have you ever called your home phone to test your message machine, listened to it ring, and wondered what you'd do if you answered?
I've done this call test a number of times and always had an odd feeling that someone was going to answer - and it might be me...
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I had a heavy breather on the phone the other week it was creepy in a strange way.
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I had a heavy breather on the phone the other week it was creepy in a strange way.
In a strange way What's strange about it is that I have it on good authority that you paid for the caller's services with a credit card and the payment will go too Scoundrel's Secret Sexual Services, Incorporated
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This still creeps me out, I must of seen it first over 30 years ago.....
Harpya (1979) short Belgian animated film written and directed by Raoul Servais.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B3VMlK7DkA
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another short movie

Nocturnus

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As I said earlier, when you think that you are alone in a building, and then find out, early in the morning that you are not....

It has happened to me three times, you hear a door creek in the night time, and you realize that there is suddenly, someone else there with you.......


I'm 6'3" 16 stone, and can look after myself, if need be.....

And then you get some blueband (Probationary policeman in the UK) who tells you, informedly, that you cannot hurt the intruder! FUCK THAT!!!!! My apologies for 'shouting'! I am allowed to be there. I am alone, the're are usually several of them, they are unknown, numerous, possibly drugged, armed................... and I cannot hurt them! Fcuk 'em, I'll see them, in the next world!

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I don't necessarily believe in ghosts, but don't rule out the possibility of many unexplained things.
Had a couple of young women who occasionally work for me over one day a few years ago. During a break they went downstairs to the living room and kitchen. When they returned one asked me if I believed in spirits. She told me they both had felt a presence of some kind, benign, but definite, downstairs.
Surprised me a bit, as I built the place myself, and as far as I know no one who's lived there has since passed.
Have never, even since, felt anything of the sort. My 90 year-old widowed Mother was staying with me at the time, and I've moved some possessions of my late Father & Brother there, but neither ever saw the place.
Anyone else experienced such a thing?

On a much creepier note, was on a long bus ride sitting next to a girl classmate, Jean who'd recently become very religious. She went on about that a bit, not pushily, then related a story I've never forgotten. Not long before she'd been lying in bed very late one night when she suddenly felt a growing presence outside the window next tot her bed... an evil presence. Increasingly terrified, she finally got nerve enough to get up and flee the room. She was obviously sincerely shaken. Still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up just thinking about that one.
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