Where did/do you hide your porn?

Blue_Master · 09-22-2012, 01:33 PM

Guess we all been there?
Hiding mags that we borrowed or found back when we wasnt old enough to actually buy it, hiding it for parents or other visitors...
You might even hide your porn for your gf/wife these days?

My porn magazines were archived under my bed. My parents thought so well about me that they couldn`t imagine I was reading stuff like that

Then I moved into a small apartment with my first gf.
No place to hide anything, cause she was everywhere to put her "female touch" into the place.
I simply had to dump my entire collection, and I didnt really miss it back then cause we f**ked like rabbits several times a day back then

And today? A few discrete external drives with pw protection.
She might crack the pw and format the HDD`s, but there`s still back up disks hidden somewhere

**rustler** · 09-22-2012, 09:01 PM

I too hid my mags under my matress........ obviously no one would ever think of looking there would they..........? Obviously, I was the only one to ever think of that!

I did have a few mags in a drawer however......

One day I returned home to be told by my mother,'Your father wants to speak with you!...........'

As it turned out, my mother had gone into my drawer to collect something that I had put in there for my father, and which my mother needed to giftwrap. Voila....my other hoard of mags, well a few of them anyway!

Dad, cool guy that he was, simply told me what had happened, and left by saying,' If you have got any others can your mum and I borrow them too!'

**GailFan** · 10-13-2012, 08:05 AM

I had a cardboard box with a few computer magazines on top, and nudie magazines underneath.

Video tapes were harder to hide. I secreted my copy of Electric Blue 24 in my toiletries bag.

Finally, there was the box my dad used to keep his slides in, although I did worry my dad would suddenly become quite interested in slides again...

eatenbyrats · 10-13-2012, 12:14 PM

Never had one pre-digital age. As for my current stash, I just use temporary logins on my computer and keep everything on a cloud based drive.

**Chibi_Madara** · 10-13-2012, 02:55 PM

I didn't have one as a kid, but my daddy did...

He had a locking wooden box that he kept his pamphlets stored in his bottom dresser drawer. We simply got a jeweler's screwdriver, extracted the screws from the wooden box, and viola! He had a long typewritten erotic poem, some parts of which I still remember. One section went:

"We then lit up a cigarette, and to play a little joke, he stuck one in my p*ssy, and taught it how to smoke" LOL!

My my! We got dangerously close to completely stripping the threads in the wooden box after a few times of having a look. One day the box disappeared, never to be seen again! He was pretty cool about it tho..

He just kept the pamphlets in an envelope, but darn it, the poem disappeared!

Nutz!!!

**billybunter** · 10-13-2012, 05:12 PM

I took the bottom drawer out of a wardrobe hid them there. Never found, but I left one carelessly on the floor one day. After a morning wank. Went to school. Came back, my mum asked me for a word. She said she didn't mind me having or looking at girlie mags but don't leave them out in the open. Put them in a drawer. Phew. I thought I was dead meat.

**Mal Hombre** · 10-13-2012, 05:24 PM

I used to do the same thing,I My Mum knew about My "Collection" but She never said anything...

TheDogThatDidntBark · 10-13-2012, 10:01 PM

When I was a kid, there was a loose floorboard in my room, near the edge of the carpet, after the central heating had been put in. Opening 'er up only required one screw

Nowadays I have my own computer and use DiskCryptor to encrypt the partition in question (with a long password that took ages to learn).

**Chibi_Madara** · 10-13-2012, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDogThatDidntBark

When I was a kid, there was a loose floorboard in my room, near the edge of the carpet, after the central heating had been put in. Opening 'er up only required one screw

Nowadays I have my own computer and use DiskCryptor to encrypt the partition in question (with a long password that took ages to learn).

That's worth knowing... thanks!

axdx · 02-04-2013, 11:28 PM

I have some pl****y's from 1994 that my cousin gave me. I hide them in a suit case under lock and key, the suit case has these holes so the lock can go through. All this happened in early 1995.

09-22-2012, 01:33 PM	#1
Blue_Master Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Norway Posts: 53 Thanks: 675 Thanked 631 Times in 54 Posts	Where did/do you hide your porn? Guess we all been there? Hiding mags that we borrowed or found back when we wasnt old enough to actually buy it, hiding it for parents or other visitors... You might even hide your porn for your gf/wife these days? My porn magazines were archived under my bed. My parents thought so well about me that they couldn`t imagine I was reading stuff like that Then I moved into a small apartment with my first gf. No place to hide anything, cause she was everywhere to put her "female touch" into the place. I simply had to dump my entire collection, and I didnt really miss it back then cause we f**ked like rabbits several times a day back then And today? A few discrete external drives with pw protection. She might crack the pw and format the HDD`s, but there`s still back up disks hidden somewhere __________________ “If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

09-22-2012, 09:01 PM	#2
rustler Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 1,208 Thanks: 10,944 Thanked 14,378 Times in 1,222 Posts	I too hid my mags under my matress........ obviously no one would ever think of looking there would they..........? Obviously, I was the only one to ever think of that! I did have a few mags in a drawer however...... One day I returned home to be told by my mother,'Your father wants to speak with you!...........' As it turned out, my mother had gone into my drawer to collect something that I had put in there for my father, and which my mother needed to giftwrap. Voila....my other hoard of mags, well a few of them anyway! Dad, cool guy that he was, simply told me what had happened, and left by saying,' If you have got any others can your mum and I borrow them too!' __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters

10-13-2012, 08:05 AM	#3
GailFan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Seas Posts: 1,152 Thanks: 4,504 Thanked 16,664 Times in 1,148 Posts	I had a cardboard box with a few computer magazines on top, and nudie magazines underneath. Video tapes were harder to hide. I secreted my copy of Electric Blue 24 in my toiletries bag. Finally, there was the box my dad used to keep his slides in, although I did worry my dad would suddenly become quite interested in slides again... __________________ All my Multiupload links should now be replaced with either Depositfiles and/or FileFactory. If you find one that hasn't, please PM me.

10-13-2012, 05:12 PM	#6
billybunter THE WHO FAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast Posts: 12,339 Thanks: 48,697 Thanked 167,787 Times in 13,780 Posts	I took the bottom drawer out of a wardrobe hid them there. Never found, but I left one carelessly on the floor one day. After a morning wank. Went to school. Came back, my mum asked me for a word. She said she didn't mind me having or looking at girlie mags but don't leave them out in the open. Put them in a drawer. Phew. I thought I was dead meat. __________________ I Can See For Miles And Miles...

10-13-2012, 05:24 PM	#7
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,807 Thanks: 137,594 Thanked 126,912 Times in 12,671 Posts	I used to do the same thing,I My Mum knew about My "Collection" but She never said anything... __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

10-13-2012, 12:14 PM	#4
eatenbyrats Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 235 Thanked 274 Times in 57 Posts	Never had one pre-digital age. As for my current stash, I just use temporary logins on my computer and keep everything on a cloud based drive.

10-13-2012, 02:55 PM	#5
Chibi_Madara Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 675 Thanks: 10,111 Thanked 7,249 Times in 675 Posts	I didn't have one as a kid, but my daddy did... He had a locking wooden box that he kept his pamphlets stored in his bottom dresser drawer. We simply got a jeweler's screwdriver, extracted the screws from the wooden box, and viola! He had a long typewritten erotic poem, some parts of which I still remember. One section went: "We then lit up a cigarette, and to play a little joke, he stuck one in my p*ssy, and taught it how to smoke" LOL! My my! We got dangerously close to completely stripping the threads in the wooden box after a few times of having a look. One day the box disappeared, never to be seen again! He was pretty cool about it tho.. He just kept the pamphlets in an envelope, but darn it, the poem disappeared! Nutz!!!

10-13-2012, 10:01 PM	#8
TheDogThatDidntBark Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 128 Thanks: 3,586 Thanked 615 Times in 125 Posts	When I was a kid, there was a loose floorboard in my room, near the edge of the carpet, after the central heating had been put in. Opening 'er up only required one screw Nowadays I have my own computer and use DiskCryptor to encrypt the partition in question (with a long password that took ages to learn).

02-04-2013, 11:28 PM	#10
axdx Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: sunshine state USA Posts: 362 Thanks: 32,527 Thanked 5,268 Times in 354 Posts	I have some pl****y's from 1994 that my cousin gave me. I hide them in a suit case under lock and key, the suit case has these holes so the lock can go through. All this happened in early 1995.

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