Toilet Wall Graffiti

**sweatyhat** · 09-10-2012, 05:32 AM

Scribblings on public convenience walls and doors are an excellent source of mirth. Please share anything you have seen which amused or perhaps made you snigger like a schoolboy. Sage advice, philosophical musings and artistry would be fine too. If you're feeling brave, take a pic so long as you're able to convince the bloke at the neighbouring urinal you're not after images of his knob.

Written above the urinal at a place I worked in the late eighties...

"One in Kate Bush is worth 10 in the hand"

Worth far more than ten IMO

**Ninjaturtle** · 09-10-2012, 06:20 AM

**Ninjaturtle** · 09-10-2012, 07:21 PM

emexem · 09-10-2012, 08:35 PM

one I remember being written on the wall from the days when you had to put a copper in the slot to get into the stall-

" Here I sit broken- hearted
Paid a penny and only farted "

emexem · 09-10-2012, 09:08 PM

Spotted on the door of a bog in a London boozer some heroic* wag had scrawled a phonetic alphabet. Unfortunately I was heavily refreshed at the time so cant remember all of it, but here is a sample:

A for ism

B for am

C for yourself

D for cate

E for vessence

F for tless

etc etc

* I say heroic because you can only guess at the rampant piles this guy must have sustained sitting there all that time to scrawl out this screed.

**sweatyhat** · 09-10-2012, 09:26 PM

Scrawled on a freshly-painted wall in the bogs at work

"Thanks for the new canvas"

Offended by all the profanity, one colleague took it upon himself to do the painting. In doing so he betrayed yet another weakness for his tormentors to exploit.

**fleetwood77** · 09-10-2012, 09:34 PM

" No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

jobrien · 09-10-2012, 10:54 PM

my all time favorite:
"Here I sit my cheeks a flexin', Giving birth to another Texan."

drdialtone · 09-11-2012, 03:16 AM

On a construction site:

"This here shitter smells like a pipe fitter"

**billybunter** · 09-11-2012, 02:03 PM

BB is a gay bastard! I know cause I shagged him.

09-10-2012, 05:32 AM	#1
sweatyhat avatar chosen by exfarmer Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Paddling in Cantre'r Gwaelod Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 64,051 Thanked 79,518 Times in 7,472 Posts	Toilet Wall Graffiti Scribblings on public convenience walls and doors are an excellent source of mirth. Please share anything you have seen which amused or perhaps made you snigger like a schoolboy. Sage advice, philosophical musings and artistry would be fine too. If you're feeling brave, take a pic so long as you're able to convince the bloke at the neighbouring urinal you're not after images of his knob. Written above the urinal at a place I worked in the late eighties... "One in Kate Bush is worth 10 in the hand" Worth far more than ten IMO __________________ Only post to model threads if you're adding content. Everything else can be handled with private messaging or by contacting the Moderators Click for bigger

09-10-2012, 06:20 AM	#2
Ninjaturtle Former VEF Stuntman Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 4,550 Thanks: 42,966 Thanked 65,492 Times in 4,563 Posts	__________________ The Rules

09-10-2012, 07:21 PM	#3
Ninjaturtle Former VEF Stuntman Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 4,550 Thanks: 42,966 Thanked 65,492 Times in 4,563 Posts	__________________ The Rules

09-10-2012, 08:35 PM	#4
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 173 Thanks: 8,549 Thanked 4,861 Times in 173 Posts	one I remember being written on the wall from the days when you had to put a copper in the slot to get into the stall- " Here I sit broken- hearted Paid a penny and only farted " Last edited by emexem; 09-10-2012 at 09:20 PM..

09-10-2012, 09:26 PM	#6
sweatyhat avatar chosen by exfarmer Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Paddling in Cantre'r Gwaelod Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 64,051 Thanked 79,518 Times in 7,472 Posts	Scrawled on a freshly-painted wall in the bogs at work "Thanks for the new canvas" Offended by all the profanity, one colleague took it upon himself to do the painting. In doing so he betrayed yet another weakness for his tormentors to exploit. __________________ Only post to model threads if you're adding content. Everything else can be handled with private messaging or by contacting the Moderators Click for bigger

09-10-2012, 09:08 PM	#5
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 173 Thanks: 8,549 Thanked 4,861 Times in 173 Posts	Spotted on the door of a bog in a London boozer some heroic* wag had scrawled a phonetic alphabet. Unfortunately I was heavily refreshed at the time so cant remember all of it, but here is a sample: A for ism B for am C for yourself D for cate E for vessence F for tless etc etc * I say heroic because you can only guess at the rampant piles this guy must have sustained sitting there all that time to scrawl out this screed.

09-10-2012, 09:34 PM	#7
fleetwood77 Mr Groin Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockland Posts: 3,443 Thanks: 24,761 Thanked 48,825 Times in 4,456 Posts	" No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

09-10-2012, 10:54 PM	#8
jobrien Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 39 Thanks: 2,145 Thanked 328 Times in 35 Posts	my all time favorite: "Here I sit my cheeks a flexin', Giving birth to another Texan."

09-11-2012, 03:16 AM	#9
drdialtone Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 21 Thanks: 1,880 Thanked 172 Times in 21 Posts	On a construction site: "This here shitter smells like a pipe fitter"

09-11-2012, 02:03 PM	#10
billybunter THE WHO FAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast Posts: 12,344 Thanks: 48,724 Thanked 167,896 Times in 13,785 Posts	BB is a gay bastard! I know cause I shagged him. __________________ I Can See For Miles And Miles...

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