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Old 08-07-2016, 07:53 PM   #2181
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Hey, no problem Mr Walker! That's what good neighbors are for.
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Old 08-07-2016, 08:27 PM   #2182
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It's on my side of the fence, I can do what the heck I like with it
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Old 08-07-2016, 08:38 PM   #2183
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"You know what, after 24 minutes I'm thinking this isn't the combination lock you said it was"
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Old 08-07-2016, 08:53 PM   #2184
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Old 08-07-2016, 08:59 PM   #2185
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Out of the goodness of my heart, I let you in

and now you are just taking the piss

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Old 08-08-2016, 08:31 AM   #2186
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Old 08-08-2016, 10:17 PM   #2187
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I suppose something about a boner would be too obvious a caption?
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Enough already with the sexy antics and just bring me my damn beer,
the 3rd quarter is about to start!
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