McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experinces - Page 3

**sweatyhat** · 10-28-2011, 02:29 PM

It's a momentous day in New York today.
Someone ordered a salad in McDonalds.

Boy: is your body from mcdonalds?
Girl: aww is it cause your lovin it?
Boy: no, its because its greasy and fat.

Britain's Got Talent
Because sometimes, there just aren't any vacancies at McDonalds.

McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice.

My wife goes to the McDonalds drive through everyday.
She doesn't even have a car, the fat bitch just can't get through the front doors

Lost my job at McDonalds yesterday.
Management seems to have a different definition of seeded bun.

Got a new job at Mcdonalds the other day. It's hard work and the hours are long the pay isn't much better either, but i'm being paid for doing what i love most. Spitting in peoples burgers and spreading the joy of AIDS.

I See that there has been an earthquake near Washington DC apparently someone fell off their seat at Mcdonalds

Eating McDonalds is like ex-sex.
It seems a good idea at the time, but you feel shit afterwards.

I looked down my nose at a fat, hopeless loser working in McDonalds earlier today... good thing too, as there was some ketchup on my McWork-shirt

Does anyone else see the irony in the Olympics being sponsored by McDonalds?

What do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism?
Asburger's.

Some guy nicked my bag when I was sitting in McDonalds today...
It's the last time i'll ever let someone shave my testicles for me.

It's funny how it took Mcdonalds until 1975 to introduce the drive-thru...
Considering woman had been trying to do it since cars were invented

Brettro · 10-29-2011, 12:34 AM

New Menu at Macca's

A FATHER of a two-year-old girl says he was "absolutely disgusted" to find his child chewing on a used condom she picked up in a McDonald's playground. A spokeswoman for McDonald's said the company is investigating the incident at the fast-food chain's Geraldton outlet in Western Australia's mid-west.
The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth.
"I was absolutely disgusted. Other people grabbed their kids and just about jumped the fence," the father told The West Australian newspaper.
The man said he washed the girl's hands and mouth with soap and would continue to monitor her health.
He said when he had showed the condom to a junior manager at the McDonald's outlet, he was informed it was the second one found in the playground that day.
A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company was treating the matter "very seriously".
Cleanliness and safety were the company's top priorities, with the shift manager required to make half-hourly duty checks on all areas of the restaurant, including the dining room, rest rooms and playground, she said.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz1c88rS1cR

**rodak** · 10-29-2011, 12:39 AM

**billybunter** · 10-29-2011, 07:26 AM

If you haven't seen it, watch the movie "super size me"

**sweatyhat** · 10-29-2011, 04:05 PM

I heard that rioters have destroyed a McDonalds in Bristol, which means now that they have no where to work

I bet McDonalds were over the moon when they heard that a fat couple had won £161 million on the lottery....

Why is everyone so worried about the hoodies? Just shut down all the KFC's MCdonalds and Kebab shops in London and wait untill they die of starvation.

I was sacked from my job at McDonalds for stealing a portion of fries.
I took it with a pinch of salt.

I think McDonalds are running out of ideas.
I just ordered a Happy Meal and got a bag of anti-depressants.

There's this girl that works in McDonalds. She's a little bit fat, but I wouldn't half pounder.

All this talk about it being a waste of money doing a degree is nonsense.
As a recent media studies graduate I've got at least three multinationals knocking at my door.
Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonalds!

Masturbation is like eating a McDonalds
Only sad and lonely people do it and you always end up feeling disgusted with yourself afterwards!

**rodak** · 10-30-2011, 12:37 AM

**Ninjaturtle** · 10-31-2011, 10:08 AM

I remember a time where the meals were much bigger than today

byronlebaron · 10-31-2011, 12:09 PM

Q: What have a KFC and a woman got in common?

A: When you've done with the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

**tygrkhat40** · 10-31-2011, 01:46 PM

I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar.

**Norbert84** · 10-31-2011, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar.

Turns out they took you for a ride, eh?

10-28-2011, 02:29 PM	#21
sweatyhat avatar chosen by exfarmer Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Paddling in Cantre'r Gwaelod Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 64,051 Thanked 79,579 Times in 7,472 Posts	Blatantly plagiarised, but what the hell It's a momentous day in New York today. Someone ordered a salad in McDonalds. Boy: is your body from mcdonalds? Girl: aww is it cause your lovin it? Boy: no, its because its greasy and fat. Britain's Got Talent Because sometimes, there just aren't any vacancies at McDonalds. McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice. My wife goes to the McDonalds drive through everyday. She doesn't even have a car, the fat bitch just can't get through the front doors Lost my job at McDonalds yesterday. Management seems to have a different definition of seeded bun. Got a new job at Mcdonalds the other day. It's hard work and the hours are long the pay isn't much better either, but i'm being paid for doing what i love most. Spitting in peoples burgers and spreading the joy of AIDS. I See that there has been an earthquake near Washington DC apparently someone fell off their seat at Mcdonalds Eating McDonalds is like ex-sex. It seems a good idea at the time, but you feel shit afterwards. I looked down my nose at a fat, hopeless loser working in McDonalds earlier today... good thing too, as there was some ketchup on my McWork-shirt Does anyone else see the irony in the Olympics being sponsored by McDonalds? What do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism? Asburger's. Some guy nicked my bag when I was sitting in McDonalds today... It's the last time i'll ever let someone shave my testicles for me. It's funny how it took Mcdonalds until 1975 to introduce the drive-thru... Considering woman had been trying to do it since cars were invented __________________ Only post to model threads if you're adding content. Everything else can be handled with private messaging or by contacting the Moderators Click for bigger

10-29-2011, 12:39 AM	#23
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10-29-2011, 07:26 AM	#24
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10-29-2011, 04:05 PM	#25
sweatyhat avatar chosen by exfarmer Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Paddling in Cantre'r Gwaelod Posts: 7,545 Thanks: 64,051 Thanked 79,579 Times in 7,472 Posts	Last lot of stolen jokes I heard that rioters have destroyed a McDonalds in Bristol, which means now that they have no where to work I bet McDonalds were over the moon when they heard that a fat couple had won £161 million on the lottery.... Why is everyone so worried about the hoodies? Just shut down all the KFC's MCdonalds and Kebab shops in London and wait untill they die of starvation. I was sacked from my job at McDonalds for stealing a portion of fries. I took it with a pinch of salt. I think McDonalds are running out of ideas. I just ordered a Happy Meal and got a bag of anti-depressants. There's this girl that works in McDonalds. She's a little bit fat, but I wouldn't half pounder. All this talk about it being a waste of money doing a degree is nonsense. As a recent media studies graduate I've got at least three multinationals knocking at my door. Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonalds! Masturbation is like eating a McDonalds Only sad and lonely people do it and you always end up feeling disgusted with yourself afterwards! __________________ Only post to model threads if you're adding content. Everything else can be handled with private messaging or by contacting the Moderators Click for bigger Last edited by sweatyhat; 10-30-2011 at 04:28 AM..

10-30-2011, 12:37 AM	#26
rodak Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 4,621 Thanks: 2,695 Thanked 54,378 Times in 4,879 Posts	__________________ Damned Ottoman Empire Anyhow!

10-29-2011, 12:34 AM	#22
Brettro Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Thanks: 892 Thanked 250 Times in 46 Posts	New Menu at Macca's A FATHER of a two-year-old girl says he was "absolutely disgusted" to find his child chewing on a used condom she picked up in a McDonald's playground. A spokeswoman for McDonald's said the company is investigating the incident at the fast-food chain's Geraldton outlet in Western Australia's mid-west. The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth. "I was absolutely disgusted. Other people grabbed their kids and just about jumped the fence," the father told The West Australian newspaper. The man said he washed the girl's hands and mouth with soap and would continue to monitor her health. He said when he had showed the condom to a junior manager at the McDonald's outlet, he was informed it was the second one found in the playground that day. A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company was treating the matter "very seriously". Cleanliness and safety were the company's top priorities, with the shift manager required to make half-hourly duty checks on all areas of the restaurant, including the dining room, rest rooms and playground, she said. Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz1c88rS1cR

10-31-2011, 10:08 AM	#27
Ninjaturtle Former VEF Stuntman Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 4,553 Thanks: 43,026 Thanked 65,588 Times in 4,566 Posts	I remember a time where the meals were much bigger than today __________________ The Rules

10-31-2011, 12:09 PM	#28
byronlebaron Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 16 Thanked 55 Times in 18 Posts	Q: What have a KFC and a woman got in common? A: When you've done with the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

10-31-2011, 01:46 PM	#29
tygrkhat40 Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 47,219 Thanked 33,186 Times in 3,731 Posts	I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar. __________________

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