The corrupt a wish game - Page 64

**TCO95** · 10-13-2011, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Monique has graciously acceded to your request. However, since she has only been in the USA a short time, there is a slight language barrier. She thinks you are offering her a horizontal MOP, and all she really wants to have her floors made nice and shiny.

I wish I could really grant wishes.

Done. Someone says "I wish I had a sandwich" you make it. "I wish I had a foot stool" you lay at their feet. And so on.

I wish no matter what I posted or said someone else would get banned by the Mods.

**keefriff** · 10-13-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish no matter what I posted or said someone else would get banned by the Mods.

Granted. Now go ahead and post whatever you like to see if it works.

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

**sweatyhat** · 10-13-2011, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keefriff

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

Granted.
Those four inches have been gained by elongating your head.

I wish for a an all day drinking sesh on Saturday.

**TCO95** · 10-13-2011, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
Those four inches have been gained by elongating your head.

I wish for a an all day drinking sesh on Saturday.

Granted. Feel free to drink all the water, milk and tea you can swallow. Alcohol no longer gets you drunk it makes you want to go to work. Sorry.

I wish attractive female hookers would pay me for sex.

**luddite** · 10-14-2011, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish attractive female hookers would pay me for sex.

Done. They pay you to have sex with their kinkiest clients, the ones that put them out of commission for two weeks.

I wish to see films of that.

smackthat · 10-14-2011, 02:38 AM

Granted, but while you're watching the videos, you realize that your parents are also starring in those same videos!

I wish I had the power to turn bankers into frogs.

**sweatyhat** · 10-14-2011, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smackthat

I wish I had the power to turn bankers into frogs.

Granted
Now you've turned the Bobby Bankers and Petrol Tankers into frogs, there's no-one left to run VEF.
Shame on you.

I wish to hide a fish behind a radiator in my brother's house.

**Jeff Vader** · 10-14-2011, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted
Now you've turned the Bobby Bankers and Petrol Tankers into frogs, there's no-one left to run VEF.
Shame on you.

I wish to hide a fish behind a radiator in my brother's house.

Granted. In revenge he hides a Great White Shark in your toilet and it bites your balls off.

I wish I could freeze time for a 30 minute period each day.

**MaxJoker** · 10-14-2011, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish to hide a fish behind a radiator in my brother's house.

Granted.

Although the other members of Marillion come round and smack the backs of your legs as they were just about to reform.

I wish i had the powers of Superman , without any of the vulnerabilities.

**MaxJoker** · 10-14-2011, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish I could freeze time for a 30 minute period each day.

Granted.

Time will now be frozen for 30 minutes each day. Not that you`ll notice as it always happens when you`re asleep.

(Take two )

I wish i had the powers of Superman , without any of the vulnerabilities.

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10-14-2011, 02:38 AM	#636
smackthat Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 67 Thanks: 261 Thanked 1,540 Times in 72 Posts	Granted, but while you're watching the videos, you realize that your parents are also starring in those same videos! I wish I had the power to turn bankers into frogs.