The corrupt a wish game

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish to make a cameo appearance on Countdown.

Granted.

You make a cameo appearance on Countdown, by suddenly streaking across the set on the one time they show it live. Everyone laughs. Especially when you trip over and end up crushing your consonants.



I wish i had the one i want .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.

You make a cameo appearance on Countdown, by suddenly streaking across the set on the one time they show it live. Everyone laughs. Especially when you trip over and end up crushing your consonants.



I wish i had the one i want .

Granted.
'You're the one that I want' the popular song from the film Grease is downloaded onto a chip inserted in your brain. It's all you hear day and night. When you complain, you're offered as an alternative something by Bucks Fizz or Father Abraham & the Smurfs.

I wish I hadn't let the chain go rusty on my bike.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
'You're the one that I want' the popular song from the film Grease is downloaded onto a chip inserted in your brain. It's all you hear day and night. When you complain, you're offered as an alternative something by Bucks Fizz or Father Abraham & the Smurfs.

I wish I hadn't let the chain go rusty on my bike.

Granted. The real chain is hanging in a closet. Mrs. Sweaty switched them so you could sit around and talk about her day, her new hair style, the neighbours new curtains, her mother's weight, the latest episode of Coronation Street, the price of nylons, why penguins can't fly ...

I wish for a bank error in my favour and to collect $150.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. The real chain is hanging in a closet. Mrs. Sweaty switched them so you could sit around and talk about her day, her new hair style, the neighbours new curtains, her mother's weight, the latest episode of Coronation Street, the price of nylons, why penguins can't fly ...

I wish for a bank error in my favour and to collect $150.

Granted. The Bank admits its error and indeed credits your account $150.00. However the error was for $1,500.

I wish for the one I need.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. The Bank admits its error and indeed credits your account $150.00. However the error was for $1,500.

I wish for the one I need.

Granted.
The number one is all you need to complete a line at the bingo.
Unfortunately, the caller is taken ill and the game abandoned.

I wish for the two I need.
that's askin' for it

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
The number one is all you need to complete a line at the bingo.
Unfortunately, the caller is taken ill and the game abandoned.

I wish for the two I need.
that's askin' for it

Granted. You can now have my two cents worth. Gas is too expensive, taxes are too high, my salary is too low, voting in a new government changes nothing ...

I wish I was happy just like everyone else here at the SunnyDale Laughing Academy.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. You can now have my two cents worth. Gas is too expensive, taxes are too high, my salary is too low, voting in a new government changes nothing ...

I wish I was happy just like everyone else here at the SunnyDale Laughing Academy.

Granted. I'll have Nurse Ratched adjust your medication.

I wish to know intuitively when my woman is even slightly interested in sex.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish to know intuitively when my woman is even slightly interested in sex.

Unfortunately you're only granted this ability when inebriated.
Your drunken, flatulent and flaccid advances are rebuffed.

I wish my ardour didn't vanish within five minutes of getting home from work.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Unfortunately you're only granted this ability when inebriated.
Your drunken, flatulent and flaccid advances are rebuffed.

I wish my ardour didn't vanish within five minutes of getting home from work.

Granted. Your ardor now arises only at work and vanishes five minutes after leaving work.

I wish for Sweaty to share a bottle of the fine whiskey he keeps bragging about in his signature with each of the evil genies of this thread.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish for Sweaty to share a bottle of the fine whiskey he keeps bragging about in his signature with each of the evil genies of this thread.

Not a wish I want to corrupt, I'd be happy to stand my round but hey ho.

Granted.
But everyone must pay me for what they drink.

I wish I owned a Sinclair C5.