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Old 07-25-2011, 03:28 PM   #41
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I may regret this, but...I wish the Bills would win the Super Bowl.
I'm sure my avatar character could use his influence to ruin that wish

A challenge

I wish I didn't have to remove a post on this forum ever again
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I'm sure my avatar character could use his influence to ruin that wish

A challenge

I wish I didn't have to remove a post on this forum ever again

Thats easy your fired

i want a fun place to work
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:40 PM   #43
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i want a fun place to work
Which means you're hired

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Old 07-25-2011, 04:52 PM   #44
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Congratulations you are now George Bush. How does it feel ?

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You're in a version of "Groundhog Day" set in Barrow, Alaska on the first day of summer.

I wish the Spice Girls would reunite. (Yeah it's silly, but I want a really silly answer.)
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The Spice Girls have reunited and now live in Your house,All of Them, Forever.

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You rule the World but your straightjacket is stifling.

I wish I could travel everywhere by pogo stick.
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You rule the World but your straightjacket is stifling.

I wish I could travel everywhere by pogo stick.
You can, however you live on the planet of impossibly tiny islands with huge-fuck-off cliffs, and the nearest island is just too far away to reach.

I wish Earthworm Jim was real. It would explain a lot.
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Earthworm Jim is real. You're not.

I wish whiskey ran from my tap.
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I wish whiskey ran from my tap.
It does.
You're nil by mouth.

I wish ladies did handstands in the street.
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