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Old 07-24-2011, 11:26 AM   #11
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You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl

I wish I could pass through solid matter

you can now pass through solid matter but, that solid matter is crap


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Old 07-24-2011, 11:29 AM   #12
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Old 07-24-2011, 11:35 AM   #13
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I wish that I could run as fast as the wind.
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You hear their screams at the abbatoir

I wish i could pedal faster then Mr McHenry
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You can run as fast as the wind but You can't stop,ever

I wish I had heat vision
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all you get to eat is snakefood

I wish i knew the hill test results of the horses i bet on
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You know the hill test results but there is no betting parlour anywhere near you for thousands of miles.

I wish I had the voice of an angel.
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I wish I could get down the stairs each morning without pulling a muscle
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You can get downstairs without pulling a muscle but You are now a skeleton

I wish I could walk up walls and across ceilings
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