The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish someone to let me know when women become she-devils so I can tell the difference.

They become she-devils when they are exposed to moonbeams.

I wish someone would figure out how to turn them back into women.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

They become she-devils when they are exposed to moonbeams.

I wish someone would figure out how to turn them back into women.

Granted. Open a shopping mall, give them all charge accounts and only open during day light hours. Poof Bobbi Billard is your auntie.

I wish Bobbi Billard would have a big ole fight with her better half and come to me to be comforted over and over and over ....

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Open a shopping mall, give them all charge accounts and only open during day light hours. Poof Bobbi Billard is your auntie.

I wish Bobbi Billard would have a big ole fight with her better half and come to me to be comforted over and over and over ....

Granted. The two of you eat ice cream and cookie dough, and sip hot chocolate while she asks you if I am still available.

I wish she would brush her teeth before she comes over.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The two of you eat ice cream and cookie dough, and sip hot chocolate while she asks you if I am still available.

I wish she would brush her teeth before she comes over.

Granted. She brushes her teeth, combs her hair, straightens her clothes and knocks on the door, prepared to be underwhelmed. You don't disappoint. All 4ft 3inches of you, bald headed, wearing coveralls and a hunters cap. In a mid-western lisp you stutter out "Well, well, well, welcome Wiss Willard." She immediately flees, all the while thinking "Damn you TCO95 you've ruined me for other men." Somewhere in Elsinore Castle a satisfied TCO95 sleeps the sleep of the just, with a hint of a smile on his movie star handsome face.

I wish this could actually happen.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish this could actually happen.

Granted it's an app on the new Wii....or Wee as it's been renamed as everyone p*sses themselves when they see what you really look like.

I wish I had my own chauffeur driven limo for the special Olympics Road in London

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted it's an app on the new Wii....or Wee as it's been renamed as everyone p*sses themselves when they see what you really look like.

I wish I had my own chauffeur driven limo for the special Olympics Road in London

Granted. In the fantasy world you live in it's a "chauffeur driven limo" in reality it's a police cruiser and you're off to the drunk tank.

I wish it rains every day during the Olympics cause I'm just a mean spirited bugger.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish it rains every day during the Olympics cause I'm just a mean spirited bugger.

Granted it rains everyday......on you. Everyone else basks in glorious sunshine while Team GB win everything.

I wish I had tickets for the women's beach volleyball

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I had tickets for the women's beach volleyball

Granted. You get tickets to Saudi Arabia vs. Afghanistan. You might get a glimpse of ankle, you lucky dog.

I wish the Olympics were more commercial, like the Superbowl.

[KieferRhys]

Fine, Sponsorship is only by those companies actively seeking lardy lifestyles and the Army are drafted in to shoot anyone seen eating a Whopper or a Lion Bar, or seen drinking Pepsi...

I want to taste a marshmallow pussy...

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by KieferRhys

I want to taste a marshmallow pussy...

Granted....you can it belongs to a 20 stone bull dyke female prisoner with questionable hygiene practices.....she's sees you as her bitch.

I wish I could get £20 in my bank account everytime someones says the word Olympics in the next 2 weeks