The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish someone would strangle my neighbours.

Granted but they also strangle you at the same time.....you find yourself in Hell with your neighbours....forever.

I wish my dog would stop staring at me when I'm eating

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted but they also strangle you at the same time.....you find yourself in Hell with your neighbours....forever.

I wish my dog would stop staring at me when I'm eating

Granted. But first you need to stop eating out of his bowl.

I wish a Great Dane would give @llatse@ the old 'Scooby Scooby Dooo' while he's bent over eating out of his dog's bowl.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish a Great Dane would give @llatse@ the old 'Scooby Scooby Dooo' while he's bent over eating out of his dog's bowl.

Granted. Though a great Dane is not going to sound as good as Sinatra when he sang "Strangers in the Night"

I wish I was a guest at that party at Hefners where Deep Purple played "Hush" that I saw yesterday on You Tube.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Though a great Dane is not going to sound as good as Sinatra when he sang "Strangers in the Night"

I wish I was a guest at that party at Hefners where Deep Purple played "Hush" that I saw yesterday on You Tube.

Granted. Since that happened in 1968 you are of course 44 years older. R.I.P. Double H.

I wish Double H left me something nice in his will and not his vast shemale jello wrestling collection.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Since that happened in 1968 you are of course 44 years older. R.I.P. Double H.

I wish Double H left me something nice in his will and not his vast shemale jello wrestling collection.

Granted. HH left you his 3 way action inflatable Hulk Hogan doll with life sized 1 1/2 inch penis. ( The steroids - you know what I mean )
Meanwhile, Jello has offered $2 Million for his vast shemale jello wrestling collection to use in an ad campaign.

I wish that Hulk Hogan or Chuck Norris don't find me now that I've revealed their "little" secret.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. HH left you his 3 way action inflatable Hulk Hogan doll with life sized 1 1/2 inch penis. ( The steroids - you know what I mean )
Meanwhile, Jello has offered $2 Million for his vast shemale jello wrestling collection to use in an ad campaign.

I wish that Hulk Hogan or Chuck Norris don't find me now that I've revealed their "little" secret.

Granted. I would never dream of telling them you live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. That's straight out Sunset Blvd, left on Van Nuys, go three blocks turn right on Jump Street, turn right at the four way stop and it's the third house on the left. Never in a million years would I post that to a forum they visit daily.

I wish the Loch Ness Monster to have a love child with Madonna.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. I would never dream of telling them you live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. That's straight out Sunset Blvd, left on Van Nuys, go three blocks turn right on Jump Street, turn right at the four way stop and it's the third house on the left. Never in a million years would I post that to a forum they visit daily.

I wish the Loch Ness Monster to have a love child with Madonna.

Granted, but you have to help holding Nessie down, and be the fluffer.

I wish to get the video rights to that.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but you have to help holding Nessie down, and be the fluffer.

I wish to get the video rights to that.

Granted. Madonna is slightly miffed that a 'Monster' has to be held down for her. Nessie is slightly miffed he's got a girls name. TCO95 is slightly miffed you called him Fluffy. The Scots around the Lochs are slightly miffed because they have to pay to watch. Nobody will perform and the resultant video, of people and monsters pouting, bankrupts the rights owner.

I wish to rename Uranus to Pleasantville.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to rename Uranus to Pleasantville.

Deaf Genie says you can call your anus whatever you want to, but don't try to give mine a pet name, people will get the wrong idea.

I wish moonbeams would make women horny.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Deaf Genie says you can call your anus whatever you want to, but don't try to give mine a pet name, people will get the wrong idea.

I wish moonbeams would make women horny.

Granted. They turn into she devils.

I wish someone to let me know when women become she-devils so I can tell the difference.