The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You're also the designated driver.

I wish to be named his Vice Minister, in charge of procuring high class hookers and quality pharmaceuticals, which I will rigorously test first.

Granted. TCO95 newly elected Governor is drunk on power and beer. He names you his Vince McMahon in charge of divas and drugs. The Glamazon has your share hidden somewhere on her body, you must wrestle her down and find them.

I wish my hangovers could go to my political rivals.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. TCO95 newly elected Governor is drunk on power and beer. He names you his Vince McMahon in charge of divas and drugs. The Glamazon has your share hidden somewhere on her body, you must wrestle her down and find them.

I wish my hangovers could go to my political rivals.

Granted, but you get their hangovers.
After probing all of The Glamazon's orifices, I send her on to you.

I wish I hadn't given her multiple orgasms.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but you get their hangovers.
After probing all of The Glamazon's orifices, I send her on to you.

I wish I hadn't given her multiple orgasms.

Granted. You didn't. They were actually multiple organisms. You need to see a doctor.

I wish for Wile E. Coyote to finally catch and eat the Roadrunner.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish for Wile E. Coyote to finally catch and eat the Roadrunner.

You change your name to Roadrunner and Big Gay Al changes his name to Wile E. Coyote....he catches you and shows how much he loves a gobble.

I wish my laptop was a portal to another better world

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

You change your name to Roadrunner and Big Gay Al changes his name to Wile E. Coyote....he catches you and shows how much he loves a gobble.

I wish my laptop was a portal to another better world

Granted. Just keep letting those young girls sit on your laptop and you'll be 'portalled' to a nice 8*10 with your own bars, free meals and a roommate named Brutus, who thinks your cute.

I wish to thank Celeste for changing her name to Big Gay Al before the last corruption.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to thank Celeste for changing her name to Big Gay Al before the last corruption.

Granted "Celeste" is a big star on the Ladyboy/Tranny circuit......you can tour with him/her as a roadie and bottle washer.

I wish everyone on VEF, except me has a pic of Celeste and TCO95 on tour as their screensaver

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish everyone on VEF, except me has a pic of Celeste and TCO95 on tour as their screensaver

Granted, but Genie is so upset (He's an admin ) that he changes your screensaver to a 3D picture of King Dong, and it pokes you in the chin when you reach for your mouse.

I wish to change everybody's screensaver to a picture of @llatse@ with a bruised chin.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish to change everybody's screensaver to a picture of @llatse@ with a bruised chin.

Granted the pic is of my Strontium Steel Chin bouncing into your head as a Glasgow Kiss (classic headbutt)

I wish Luddite gets medical treatment soon.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted the pic is of my Strontium Steel Chin bouncing into your head as a Glasgow Kiss (classic headbutt)

I wish Luddite gets medical treatment soon.

Granted. But when Luddite complains of soreness from multiple prongs of a dong, Doctor thinks "arse" and schedules an immediate colonoscopy. Too bad he forgets the anesthetic.

I wish every day for the Page 3 girl to show up for dinner at my place, with a nice bottle of claret, a see-through teddy and a randy attitude.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish every day for the Page 3 girl to show up for dinner at my place, with a nice bottle of claret, a see-through teddy and a randy attitude.

Granted Randy Attitude (New York Socialite and all round pain in the butt) turns up at your place in a claret suit with a large see thru' bear reading page 3 of the New York Financial Times.....an evening of hilarity and misunderstandings ensue as you comically mis-place your trousers yet again.

I wish I didn't have a mental image of HH sans trousers