The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish luddite was allergic to chocolate and there was nothing to eat but his one million texan bars.

Granted. The allergic reaction is the same as taking Viagara.

Since there is nothing to eat, I wish to trade my Texan bars, one at a time, for sexual favours from Italian women without mustaches. Afterwards, they will be so grateful they will cook me a fantastic lasagna.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

Since there is nothing to eat, I wish to trade my Texan bars, one at a time, for sexual favours from Italian women without mustaches. Afterwards, they will be so grateful they will cook me a fantastic lasagna.

Granted these Italian Women are all over 60 and have worked solidly in olive groves since their teens......so consequently they have hands like spades, arms like Popeye and look as sexy as a lizards arse.....enjoy.

I wish Syrians could move to Greece and Greeks to Syria.......it just might work.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted these Italian Women are all over 60 and have worked solidly in olive groves since their teens......so consequently they have hands like spades, arms like Popeye and look as sexy as a lizards arse.....enjoy.

I wish Syrians could move to Greece and Greeks to Syria.......it just might work.

Granted. The population drops drastically in both countries. "Hello My Friend" in Greek means "Drop Dead Goat Breeder" in Syrian. "Have a Nice Day " in Syrian means "Pleasure My Camel" in Greek. However, "A Pox On @llatse@" is understood and agreed upon by both sides.

I wish to grab Demi Moore, and her fortune, on the rebound after her divorce.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted these Italian Women are all over 60 and have worked solidly in olive groves since their teens......so consequently they have hands like spades, arms like Popeye and look as sexy as a lizards arse.....enjoy.
(They're the best cooks!)
I wish Syrians could move to Greece and Greeks to Syria.......it just might work.

Granted. More problems in the Middle East, and easy access to Europe for terrorists.
What's not to like about it ?

I wish that instead of immigration, countries would "swap" people. For example, for every Somali refugee, we send them a politician.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. The population drops drastically in both countries. "Hello My Friend" in Greek means "Drop Dead Goat Breeder" in Syrian. "Have a Nice Day " in Syrian means "Pleasure My Camel" in Greek. However, "A Pox On @llatse@" is understood and agreed upon by both sides.

I wish to grab Demi Moore, and her fortune, on the rebound after her divorce.

Confused genie lets you grab Demis Rousoss.......good luck.

See my wish after I corrupt Luddite as I've got 2 for 1

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. More problems in the Middle East, and easy access to Europe for terrorists.
What's not to like about it ?

I wish that instead of immigration, countries would "swap" people. For example, for every Somali refugee, we send them a politician.

Somalia declares war on Britain.....and as we have no army or navy or air force left they win without a shot being fired we are now full of our crap poltico's and every saddo from Africa who wants a home.

I wish I could buy my own island

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I could buy my own island

Granted. You can buy your own fabulous kitchen island. Installation and optional granite countertop is extra.

I wish to sell the island of England, Scotland and Wales to @llatse@, I'll throw in the population for free, but there will be a small extra charge if you want Ireland too.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You can buy your own fabulous kitchen island. Installation and optional granite countertop is extra.

I wish to sell the island of England, Scotland and Wales to @llatse@, I'll throw in the population for free, but there will be a small extra charge if you want Ireland too.

Granted. Selling England by the Pound is the Genesis of a record financial deal. @llatse@ and his backer, Rupert Murdoch, pay cash for the island and now @llatse@ is the new number Six. Ireland remains for sale as Rupert, who is hard of hearing, thought you said Iceland.

I wish to buy Ireland, but just keep the parts containing the Bushmills and Guinness breweries and donate the rest to Norway.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to buy Ireland, but just keep the parts containing the Bushmills and Guinness breweries and donate the rest to Norway.

Granted. The Norwegians force everyone to speak Norwegian, and the workers are no longer able to operate the machinery until the instructions are translated. The brewery and distillery both burn to the ground while the firemen are arguing about how to put the fire out using Gaelic/English/Norwegian dictionaries to translate.

I wish that only my wishes were corrupted, not my bum.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that only my wishes were corrupted, not my bum.

Deaf genie heard that as dishes and so everything you eat sends your colon into uncontrollable spasms.....your bums no longer corrupted its falling apart.

I wish I knew the difference between a colon and a semi-colon