The corrupt a wish game

[Nobody1]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish Germany would hurry up and invade Poland again.

Granted. And the next day march the Americans and Russians in Germany.

I wish i could live for a year in the United States.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by Nobody1

I wish i could live for a year in the United States.

Granted. You have to live in Buffalo, and you can't leave except to go to Toronto.

I wish I hadn't been so cruel on my corruption.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. Nobody1 has a marvelous time in Buffalo and Toronto. Buffalo bars are open until 4AM, lots of good cheap eats, pleasant sailing on the Niagara and Lake Erie and best of all, legal brothels in Fort Erie, just on the way to Toronto.

I wish I could join Nobody1 as his guide to Buffalo and Toronto.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. Nobody1 has a marvelous time in Buffalo and Toronto. Buffalo bars are open until 4AM, lots of good cheap eats, pleasant sailing on the Niagara and Lake Erie and best of all, legal brothels in Fort Erie, just on the way to Toronto.

I wish I could join Nobody1 as his guide to Buffalo and Toronto.

Granted. However, an anonymous prankster has switched your passports and they now read Juan Akilluall and Kay Boom. You'll be staying in America for at least a year.

I wish Harold and Kumar to finally make it to White Castle.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Harold and Kumar to finally make it to White Castle.

Granted. They enjoy their hamburgers, which are laced with roofies, and wake up in Buffalo with sore bums.

I wish Justin Bieber would record a duet with Bette Middler at his "coming out" party.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. They enjoy their hamburgers, which are laced with roofies, and wake up in Buffalo with sore bums.

I wish Justin Bieber would record a duet with Bette Middler at his "coming out" party.

Granted. He makes the record, it sells millions. He is named King of the Thai Lady-Boys. When you claim it was your idea and sue for your royalties, the Lady-Boys-In-Waiting cut your hair so you look like Flock of Seagulls. His legal team then have your name changed to Elmer Fuddite. Out of shame and desperation, but mostly shame, you move to Arizona and become a pirate.

I wish Torrie Wilson would come to my house and teach me how to wrestle.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. He makes the record, it sells millions. He is named King of the Thai Lady-Boys. When you claim it was your idea and sue for your royalties, the Lady-Boys-In-Waiting cut your hair so you look like Flock of Seagulls. His legal team then have your name changed to Elmer Fuddite. Out of shame and desperation, but mostly shame, you move to Arizona and become a pirate.

I wish Torrie Wilson would come to my house and teach me how to wrestle.

Granted. She puts you in the infamous "pretzel crab" hold, and the only way out is to bite your own testicles!

I wish that Torrie would apply Deep Heet to TCO95's tender spots when the match is finished.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that Torrie would apply Deep Heet to TCO95's tender spots when the match is finished.

Granted she uses a blow torch, unfortunately your head is in the way so you get fried too.

I wish I could make a fortue out of my flame proof underpants invention

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted she uses a blow torch, unfortunately your head is in the way so you get fried too.

I wish I could make a fortue out of my flame proof underpants invention

Granted. However, Genie doesn't know what a fortue is so she will assume you mean fondue. Bon Appetit.

I wish to change my name to United Way so people would send me millions of dollars.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to change my name to United Way so people would send me millions of dollars.

Confused genie grants you the name Untied Way and you become the Thai Lady Boys Dominatrix Tag Teams new ball boy.

I wish I could spell