The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish I was King of the World with a harem to match. (I'm asking for it...)

Granted. You are Don King, we don't know what world you come from, and your harem is filled with women that look like Mike Tyson in drag.

I wish to contribute to the " I never want to see _____ naked, not ever. " thread.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You are Don King, we don't know what world you come from, and your harem is filled with women that look like Mike Tyson in drag.

I wish to contribute to the " I never want to see _____ naked, not ever. " thread.

Granted. But when your contribution is Sir Elton he calls in some favours from a certain large eared fellow. As penance you have to walk his pink poodle through Trafalgar Square wearing an I Love Watford F.C. t-shirt each day for a year.

I wish all the people who are going to buy lottery tickets would just send me the money instead.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish all the people who are going to buy lottery tickets would just send me the money instead.

Granted, but the government seizes all your assets and throws you in a cell with Luka Magnotta and a lifetime supply of Viagara to punish you for messing with their pension funds.

Since Luka is bi, I wish that he slips some Viagara into TCO95's coffee now and then.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. Hey lud, TCO wants to know if you want to join him for "coffee."

I wish for a pot of gold.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. Hey lud, TCO wants to know if you want to join him for "coffee."

I wish for a pot of gold.

Granted. TCO95 pulls a Bobby Sands and gets himself elected to Parliament from his cell. He then grants himself a full pardon and is well on his way to full restitution thanks to help from tygrkhat40 who, from the outside, organized his election. The pot o'gold was seized from a short Irishman, who claimed he wasn't a Leprechaun and the pot was a spittoon. TCO95 doesn't care, he's free, tygrkhat40 has his golden pot full of golden yellow pills and Luka Magnotta will be executed tomorrow.

I wish the rest of Parliament was as honest and caring as I am.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. TCO95 pulls a Bobby Sands and gets himself elected to Parliament from his cell. He then grants himself a full pardon and is well on his way to full restitution thanks to help from tygrkhat40 who, from the outside, organized his election. The pot o'gold was seized from a short Irishman, who claimed he wasn't a Leprechaun and the pot was a spittoon. TCO95 doesn't care, he's free, tygrkhat40 has his golden pot full of golden yellow pills and Luka Magnotta will be executed tomorrow.

I wish the rest of Parliament was as honest and caring as I am.

From your last corruption, I'd say they already are!

I wish to have half my brain removed so I can get elected.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted, although the "surgeon" decides to go all the way and removes all of your brain. Congratulations, Mr. Prime Minister!

I wish to be the power behind PM luddite.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted, although the "surgeon" decides to go all the way and removes all of your brain. Congratulations, Mr. Prime Minister!

I wish to be the power behind PM luddite.

Granted. Behind every great man is a good woman. Congrats Mrs. Prime Minister.

I wish to never see wedding and especially honey moon pictures from the above union when I visit No. 10 as special Envoy to the Swedish Bikini Team.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to never see wedding and especially honey moon pictures from the above union when I visit No. 10 as special Envoy to the Swedish Bikini Team.

Granted.....everyones laughing at you too much in that Swedish Bikini you're wearing.

I wish to become a genetic engineer and the first genes I engineer my way into belong to Kelly Brook

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted.....everyones laughing at you too much in that Swedish Bikini you're wearing.

I wish to become a genetic engineer and the first genes I engineer my way into belong to Kelly Brook

Granted. She eats Thai food and donates a stool sample. You have to engineer the stink out of it.

I wish to donate also, so I'm eating Five Alarm Chili.