The corrupt a wish game

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. No jubilation, no street parties, no fireworks, no shirt, no shoes, no service. Boring ole Sussex, Wessex, Eastsex, Nosex it is. Tea and toast with vanilla ice cream. Rick Astley on the radio and Upstairs Downstairs on the telly. Just a perfectly uneventful day. And you would be enjoying it to if only you hadn't died of boredom five minutes ago.

I wish my fingers hadn't gotten bored and fell asleep typing that last corruption.

Granted. Instead you used your typing skills to petition the Almighty to bring me back from the dead , so that I may once again corrupt the wishes of the unwary.

Now that I'm back, I wish for a weekend of unbridled pleasure with Mia Skyler.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Instead you used your typing skills to petition the Almighty to bring me back from the dead , so that I may once again corrupt the wishes of the unwary.

Now that I'm back, I wish for a weekend of unbridled pleasure with Mia Skyler.

Granted. However, while you were gone Mia Skyler got THAT operation and is now Ima Kyle. He promises to love you long time.

I wish my neighbours yappy little dog would go for "Walkies" on a six lane highway.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish my neighbours yappy little dog would go for "Walkies" on a six lane highway.

Granted. The dog is rescued, cat and dog lovers are forming a lynch mob to find the person responsible, and everyone who passes the dog's house rings the bell just to hear him bark.

I wish all yappy dogs were sent to China.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. In a shipping error, all the yappy dogs were sent to Chyna. Joanie Laurer's really pissed. Ever been suplexed?

I wish to sell the video rights to the Chyna-luddite match to Vince McMahon for beaucoup bucks.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. In a shipping error, all the yappy dogs were sent to Chyna. Joanie Laurer's really pissed. Ever been suplexed?

I wish to sell the video rights to the Chyna-luddite match to Vince McMahon for beaucoup bucks.

Granted. However, you bet all your money on Chyna and when Luddite uses the infamous "tongue up the butt" maneuver Chyna submits and races from the arena, defeated. Vince and Shane O'Mac take turns giving you elbow drops from the top turn buckle as per your contract.

I wish Scott Norwood was the Mayor of Buffalo, for life.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Scott Norwood was the Mayor of Buffalo, for life.

Granted. He sells the Bills to Toronto, where they fit right in.

I wish TCO95 would tell us what he did with the Kurward Derby.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. He sells the Bills to Toronto, where they fit right in.

I wish TCO95 would tell us what he did with the Kurward Derby.

Granted. I gave it back to its rightful owner Durward Kerby for beaucoup bucks.

I wish to bet all of my beaucoup bucks on the Chyna vs Luddite rematch with special guest referee Brock Lesbian.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to bet all of my beaucoup bucks on the Chyna vs Luddite rematch with special guest referee Brock Lesbian.

Granted. Brock Lesbian takes the bet, then "picks" the winner so that you lose.

I wish to convince Chyna to switch teams, and teach her to sword-swallow.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Brock Lesbian takes the bet, then "picks" the winner so that you lose.

I wish to convince Chyna to switch teams, and teach her to sword-swallow.

Granted. Confused Genie hands this one off to Premier Wen Jiabao "You want China to reave Asia and join round-eyes? You want China to swarrow sword and commit Hari Kari? That's Japanese! Odd Job, he bring you nice box of scorpions. Soon Ruddite, you in land of a 1000 sreeps."

I wish to have a nice order of Kung Pao chicken and fried rice to eat while I watch Luddite enjoy his new pet scorpions.

[tygrkhat40]

Since the confused genie is still about you get Kung Fu chicken that beats you into something that looks like a plate of fried rice.

I wish I was King of the World with a harem to match. (I'm asking for it...)