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Old 05-12-2012, 07:39 PM   #1601
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I wish I was good at blue sky thinking
Granted. You think the sky is blue.

I wish I had never heard "Achy Breaky Heart"
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:01 PM   #1602
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I wish I had never heard "Achy Breaky Heart"
So does everyone and so for the crappest wish ever you are condemned to have this tune hard wired into your brain forever.

I wish I could buy anything I wanted
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Old 05-13-2012, 01:31 PM   #1603
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I wish I could buy anything I wanted
Granted. You can buy anything you want, but you will find that you never have enough money to pay for it, so you have to use high interest rate credit cards, that you never have enough money to pay off.

I wish people would stop saying nasty things about me.
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I wish people would stop saying nasty things about me.
Granted. Their comments are now backhanded compliments. To wit "His face is adequate birth control but his personality is superb backup."

I wish Blackburn to be relegated to rugby.
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I wish Blackburn to be relegated to rugby.
Deaf genie twins Blackburn with Rugby.........you turn up at the grand twinning ceremony with Tony Blackburn in full rugby kit.

I wish I thought a bit more about my wishes.
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Deaf genie twins Blackburn with Rugby.........you turn up at the grand twinning ceremony with Tony Blackburn in full rugby kit.

I wish I thought a bit more about my wishes.
Granted. Whenever you want to make a wish, you have to first perform the Macarena, the Chicken Dance, and the Achy Breaky Heart dance for Deaf Genie.

I wish people would stop backhanding me just before they compliment me.
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Granted. They only agree, however, to stop using a tennis racquet.

I wish I was a porn mogul.
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I wish I was a porn mogul.
Granted. You become the biggest child prostitute pimp in NYC.

I wish tygrkhat40 only gets paid in play money.
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I wish tygrkhat40 only gets paid in play money.
Granted he gets all the Euros the Greeks can't handle.

I wish Luddite a nice life from now on
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Granted he gets all the Euros the Greeks can't handle.

I wish Luddite a nice life from now on
Awww. Isn't that nice. But an evil genie's gotta do what a evil genie's gotta do.

Luddite has a wonderful life. Too bad he has dementia and can't remember a single bit of it.

I wish for the 2 billion dollars JP Morgan just lost to appear in my bank account.
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