The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I could deny everything

Granted, but he that denied it, supplied it.

I wish that other people thought that my farts smelled nice.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but he that denied it, supplied it.

I wish that other people thought that my farts smelled nice.

Granted. The same people who have head cheese in their shoes and tin foil under their hats think Every Little Thing You Do Is Magic.

I wish high pressure weather systems wouldn't give me headaches.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish high pressure weather systems wouldn't give me headaches.

Granted high pressure never bothers you again as you are permanently stuck under the mother of low pressure systems the hurricane.

I wish I was brave enough to be a storm chaser

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted high pressure never bothers you again as you are permanently stuck under the mother of low pressure systems the hurricane.

I wish I was brave enough to be a storm chaser

Granted. Stormy Daniels will use this to her advantage when she rips you off for your wallet, watch and jewelry after that "FREE" lap dance.

I wish Simon Cowell would give me power of attorney over his business.

[Booji Boy]

Granted. Unfortunately you misread his job advertisment & you now have the power of attorney over his asses and not assets, 1000 of them on his immense Donkey Sanctuary in Oldham.

I wish I could sail around the world single-handedly.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by Booji Boy

Granted. Unfortunately you misread his job advertisment & you now have the power of attorney over his asses and not assets, 1000 of them on his immense Donkey Sanctuary in Oldham.

I wish I could sail around the world single-handedly.

Granted. However, Genie does not need to know what you will be doing with the other hand. Beware, whales have a nasty habit of showing up to spoil wishes made in this thread.

I wish Ralph Nader to be the next President of the U.S. of A.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Ralph Nader to be the next President of the U.S. of A.

Granted. In gratitude, he appoints you you Director of the EPA, where your job will be to protect Humpback and Sperm whales.

I wish the whales to express their gratitude in their usual manner.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish the whales to express their gratitude in their usual manner.

Granted you're blown off by the blow hole

I wish for the cow that produces the milk of kindness

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish for the cow that produces the milk of kindness

Granted, but it has mad cow disease.

I wish to give @llatse@ a bull so he can always get cream for his coffee.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but it has mad cow disease.

I wish to give @llatse@ a bull so he can always get cream for his coffee.

Granted. A bull elephant seal is on its way to his house, postage due. Genie has obtained a court order preventing @llatse@ from ever posting pictures or video of him obtaining his cream.

I wish to own the goose that lays the golden eggs.