The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish NOT to be a ball boy

Granted. You are Barnacle Bill's cabin boy.

I wish to know if it hurt when you circumsized the skipper.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. I didn't feel a thing. The skipper was screaming in what I assume was catastrophic pain, but like I said, I didn't feel a thing.

I wish to get out of the circumsicion business, 'cause I don't like working for tips.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to get out of the circumsicion business, 'cause I don't like working for tips.

For recycling that old joke you get out of everything by being sent to the Jack Benny Old Jokes Home where crap comics f*ck up one liners daily and you can't stop 'em just like you can't stop drooling and peeing yourself.

I wish imaginary estate was worth the same as real estate

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

For recycling that old joke you get out of everything by being sent to the Jack Benny Old Jokes Home where crap comics f*ck up one liners daily and you can't stop 'em just like you can't stop drooling and peeing yourself.

I wish imaginary estate was worth the same as real estate

Granted. Your imaginary estate and real estate are worth the same as Bernie Madoff's estate. This means you now owe investors about $18 billion dollars.

I wish to be the first Pope of the Church of VEF and porn babes have to come to me for penance.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to be the first Pope of the Church of VEF and porn babes have to come to me for penance.

Granted. As Pope. you are celibate, except for choir boys.

I wish Pope TCO95 would have to ritually ask the porn babes "How was your day ?" and then have to listen to their answers without interrupting them.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish Pope TCO95 would have to ritually ask the porn babes "How was your day ?" and then have to listen to their answers without interrupting them.

Granted, but he elects you Cardinal Luddite and delegates the job to you....while he renacts the papal lunacy of the Borgias.

I want to join in the papal lunacy of TCO95's Borgias.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I want to join in the papal lunacy of TCO95's Borgias.

Granted. We always need fresh choirboys and food tasters.

I wish that our church was modeled after the Mormons, no Pope and polygamy mandatory.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that our church was modeled after the Mormons, no Pope and polygamy mandatory.

Granted....deaf genie heard that as morons (no change there) and you can have gamey polly.......a well rotted dead parrot.

I wish I could invent my own religion like L Ron Hubbard's Scientologists and all members have to pay a tithe to me....or let me fool around with their wives, daughters or both.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted....deaf genie heard that as morons (no change there) and you can have gamey polly.......a well rotted dead parrot.

I wish I could invent my own religion like L Ron Hubbard's Scientologists and all members have to pay a tithe to me....or let me fool around with their wives, daughters or both.

Granted. Your church embraces gay marriage like no other. Wives with names like Guido and Vinny are more than happy to spend their evenings with you. Look closely at the money you're receiving and ask yourself why Elton John is pictured on the three dollar bill.

I wish the police would stop arresting me for my "Anti-Aging" pills. Pure arsenic stops the aging process doesn't it?

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish the police would stop arresting me for my "Anti-Aging" pills. Pure arsenic stops the aging process doesn't it?

Granted. The police stop arresting you because they know you "keister" your stash, and they can't stand your squeals of joy when they do their body cavity search.

I wish the police would train badgers to perform the body cavity search on TCO95.