The corrupt a wish game

**Jeff Vader** · 07-24-2011, 10:12 AM

Blatantly stolen from elsewhere.

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person grants you your wish - but corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

For example - I wish I had a cock that reached the floor.

Response: Your cock now reaches the floor as both your legs fall off.

I wish that I could fly like Superman

**Mal Hombre** · 07-24-2011, 10:23 AM

You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

**Norbert84** · 07-24-2011, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

You have the X-Ray vision now but you can't see naked women.

I wish I could time-travel.

**Mal Hombre** · 07-24-2011, 10:46 AM

You can now time travel,But only by one minute back or forward.

I wishI could make Myself invisible

**NIN** · 07-24-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I wishI could make Myself invisible

Who said that, now i can't read the text you type

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I'd like to be granted the healing touch

Inglorious · 07-24-2011, 10:59 AM

you can now heal, but unfortunately we heard you wrong and you have the ability to heel like a dog

I wish I could marry her

**Mal Hombre** · 07-24-2011, 11:03 AM

You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons

**Norbert84** · 07-24-2011, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons

You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.

Btw, I think this thread belongs into the "Funnies" section.

**sweatyhat** · 07-24-2011, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.
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Don't trip over the continental shelf.

I wish I had arms like Popeye.

**Mal Hombre** · 07-24-2011, 11:22 AM

You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl

I wish I could pass through solid matter

07-24-2011, 10:12 AM	#1
Jeff Vader Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 4,674 Thanks: 86,573 Thanked 66,774 Times in 4,692 Posts	The corrupt a wish game Blatantly stolen from elsewhere. Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person grants you your wish - but corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on. For example - I wish I had a cock that reached the floor. Response: Your cock now reaches the floor as both your legs fall off. I wish that I could fly like Superman

07-24-2011, 10:23 AM	#2
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,824 Thanks: 137,813 Thanked 127,131 Times in 12,689 Posts	You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground. I wish I had X-Ray vision __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

07-24-2011, 10:46 AM	#4
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,824 Thanks: 137,813 Thanked 127,131 Times in 12,689 Posts	You can now time travel,But only by one minute back or forward. I wishI could make Myself invisible __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

07-24-2011, 11:03 AM	#7
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,824 Thanks: 137,813 Thanked 127,131 Times in 12,689 Posts	You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy. I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

07-24-2011, 11:22 AM	#10
Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,824 Thanks: 137,813 Thanked 127,131 Times in 12,689 Posts	You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl I wish I could pass through solid matter __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

07-24-2011, 10:59 AM	#6
Inglorious Administrator Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,910 Thanks: 24,698 Thanked 180,941 Times in 10,963 Posts	you can now heal, but unfortunately we heard you wrong and you have the ability to heel like a dog I wish I could marry her

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