Random Thoughts - Page 3

**grossnex** · 07-17-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by anklebiter

I'm 41 years old, I've fought in a war, and I've traveled many different roads, and I have never seen a chicken try to cross one.Are you guys sure this ever even happened?

Speaking of chicken, if all exotic meats taste like chicken, then what does an exotic chicken taste like? Fish?

Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.

**Estreeter** · 07-17-2011, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grossnex

Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.

Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat

**sweatyhat** · 07-17-2011, 06:21 PM

It seems to me that a lady can't succeed in the German porn industry unless she has Argos' entire Elizabeth Duke jewellery collection dangling from her flaps.
Have you noticed?
Must be embarrassing if she forgets to remove it before a flight.

**Mal Hombre** · 07-17-2011, 07:20 PM

Why do We insult people When We're sympathising with Them ? Poor Bastard,Poor devil etc.

**grossnex** · 07-17-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat

I guess I'm safe from a gang of homosexual cannibals then Brother Estreeter.

I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.

**ubu_roi** · 07-18-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

.........you are what you eat

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Originally Posted by grossnex

I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

**Norbert84** · 07-18-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

I know the flavor, too, my friend. They enter my mouth from time to time like shuttles enter space ships in Star Trek.

A few years ago, while I was talking with a friend in front of a super market, a pigeon shat on my head. I have long hair, so the trouble is bigger. Fortunately, their crap dries fast. My friend didn't laugh at me but told me I could win in the lottery since pigeon shit brings luck. I don't believe in luck, so I took it as sarcasm.
Why do I tell you this? Because the thread is called "random thoughts".

**Sir Spender** · 07-18-2011, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

If you asked Earl Hickey, he`d say it was Karma !!

**kelio** · 07-18-2011, 07:42 PM

Mean what you say, and say what you mean. Does that still mean something nowadays?

**sweatyhat** · 07-18-2011, 10:00 PM

I'd like to see a comedian so blue, so sick and so controversial, he'd make Frankie Boyle and Roy "Chubby" Brown look like children's entertainers.

07-17-2011, 06:21 PM	#23
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07-18-2011, 07:42 PM	#29
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the lab Posts: 3,036 Thanks: 66,438 Thanked 50,379 Times in 3,059 Posts	Mean what you say, and say what you mean. Does that still mean something nowadays?