Psycho The Rapist Thread

**MaxJoker** · 05-31-2011, 05:38 PM

Blast that should have been Psychotherapist

Oh well too late to change it now

Anyway as you all know i`m world renowned in my field

Mostly for flashing passersby .

But hey it`s my field so f#ck em

Apart from that i`m known for my honesty .

At least i hope i am

As such then i`m the perfect Psychotherapist , because they`re meant to have no pretensions about themselves or others .

Plus i have a shit load (That`s a technical term so sorry if it confuses) of qualifications.

That i bought for only $100 at the famous Online university of Road Island

Also i`ve had nothing but success when it comes to the many many patients who came to me with their troubles and whom i`ve helped .

Now being a Doctor i am utterly confidential and so can`t say who those patients are.

But will show a few unnamed testimonials

" I went to Dr GS with anger issues , only needed one session , it blew my mind , literally "

" Strewth , thanks to the help Dr GS gave me five years ago every day has been a G`day , my life has been plain sailing , and relationships with the female species never more ripper mate ! "

" Lisssen tu meeee , get duwn , tu posting tu dur Doctor fur elp of yur problews , i did and zink if nut , i wouldn`t be back , on top like i zam nuw , wit appiness und da lov of mi wife here un Calafoornia "

So there you go , that`s what this thread is about

What`s that you still don`t understand what it`s about

Hmmmmmm interesting .

What was it you thought it`d be about , and how did that make you feel

By the way my fee is non negotiable .

Thanks , paid in advance

**billybunter** · 05-31-2011, 06:05 PM

Having checked the BMA's files it would appear that like Harold Shipman you are struck off!

**MaxJoker** · 05-31-2011, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Having checked the BMA's files it would appear that like Harold Shipman you are struck off!

No that was a typo

The BMA told me to fuck off !

Yes can you believe it , they laughed at me in the Academy , they rubbished my findings and even poo pooed my doings

But then my out of the bowl ideas have always caused a stink

" Like i was suffering from like a complete lack of like expression you like know , but with Dr GS`s guidance i am now able to emote like never before like "

**billybunter** · 05-31-2011, 06:43 PM

Any advice for this guy

**MaxJoker** · 05-31-2011, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Any advice for this guy

Don`t make a sequel to Wild Hogs.

Plus if time travel is ever invented during your lifetime go back to 2006 and fire your agent

**Mal Hombre** · 05-31-2011, 06:57 PM

Dr Skull, Can You do anything for this unfortunate individual ?

**scoundrel** · 05-31-2011, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Plus i have a shit load (That`s a technical term so sorry if it confuses) of qualifications.

That i bought for only $100 at the famous Online university of Road Island

I can personally vouch for the bona fides of Dr GreenSkull as a practitioner of psychotherapy. I was present at the graduation ceremony when he gained three degrees at the Diana Ross University and I bought a copy of his graduation photograph as a present for him.

He's in the centre foreground of the photograph.

Giacson · 05-31-2011, 07:14 PM

Help me Doctah Greenskull! I'm loosin all my respect!

I didnt wanna be the Steven Segal of gangstah flicks so I tried to be versatile

I popped a cap in my own thuggin image! Now I gotta put up with gettin punk'd all the time!

"Im not afraid of Ice Cube anymore"
http://youtu.be/-cjx8wg0hmY

Help me Doctah!

imracerx · 06-01-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Blast that should have been Psychotherapist

Oh well too late to change it now

Anyway as you all know i`m world renowned in my field

Mostly for flashing passersby .

But hey it`s my field so f#ck em

Apart from that i`m known for my honesty .

At least i hope i am

As such then i`m the perfect Psychotherapist , because they`re meant to have no pretensions about themselves or others .

Plus i have a shit load (That`s a technical term so sorry if it confuses) of qualifications.

That i bought for only $100 at the famous Online university of Road Island

Also i`ve had nothing but success when it comes to the many many patients who came to me with their troubles and whom i`ve helped .

Now being a Doctor i am utterly confidential and so can`t say who those patients are.

But will show a few unnamed testimonials

So there you go , that`s what this thread is about

What`s that you still don`t understand what it`s about

Hmmmmmm interesting .

What was it you thought it`d be about , and how did that make you feel

By the way my fee is non negotiable .

Thanks , paid in advance

Are you ABSOLUTELY certain that THIS man wasn't amoung your many illustrious patients?

"Helped me become more assertive"
Prime Minister N. C.

**MaxJoker** · 06-01-2011, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imracerx

Are you ABSOLUTELY certain that THIS man wasn't amoung your many illustrious patients?

"Helped me become more assertive"
Prime Minister N. C.

Hey i know i`m probably the most mature member here in terms of behaviour , but i`m 37 not 87

Although i can see what you`ve done there, you`ve mixed me up with that other eminent but long passed on cuntsultant GroanSkull

05-31-2011, 05:38 PM	#1
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 12,669 Thanks: 84,594 Thanked 172,623 Times in 13,753 Posts	Psycho The Rapist Thread Blast that should have been Psychotherapist Oh well too late to change it now Anyway as you all know i`m world renowned in my field Mostly for flashing passersby . But hey it`s my field so f#ck em Apart from that i`m known for my honesty . At least i hope i am As such then i`m the perfect Psychotherapist , because they`re meant to have no pretensions about themselves or others . Plus i have a shit load (That`s a technical term so sorry if it confuses) of qualifications. That i bought for only $100 at the famous Online university of Road Island Also i`ve had nothing but success when it comes to the many many patients who came to me with their troubles and whom i`ve helped . Now being a Doctor i am utterly confidential and so can`t say who those patients are. But will show a few unnamed testimonials " I went to Dr GS with anger issues , only needed one session , it blew my mind , literally " " Strewth , thanks to the help Dr GS gave me five years ago every day has been a G`day , my life has been plain sailing , and relationships with the female species never more ripper mate ! " " Lisssen tu meeee , get duwn , tu posting tu dur Doctor fur elp of yur problews , i did and zink if nut , i wouldn`t be back , on top like i zam nuw , wit appiness und da lov of mi wife here un Calafoornia " So there you go , that`s what this thread is about What`s that you still don`t understand what it`s about Hmmmmmm interesting . What was it you thought it`d be about , and how did that make you feel By the way my fee is non negotiable . Thanks , paid in advance __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so far

05-31-2011, 06:05 PM	#2
billybunter THE WHO FAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast Posts: 12,338 Thanks: 48,665 Thanked 167,711 Times in 13,780 Posts	Having checked the BMA's files it would appear that like Harold Shipman you are struck off! __________________ I Can See For Miles And Miles...

05-31-2011, 06:43 PM	#4
billybunter THE WHO FAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast Posts: 12,338 Thanks: 48,665 Thanked 167,711 Times in 13,780 Posts	Any advice for this guy __________________ I Can See For Miles And Miles...

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Giacson Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 393 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 4,492 Times in 544 Posts	Help me Doctah Greenskull! I'm loosin all my respect! I didnt wanna be the Steven Segal of gangstah flicks so I tried to be versatile I popped a cap in my own thuggin image! Now I gotta put up with gettin punk'd all the time! "Im not afraid of Ice Cube anymore" http://youtu.be/-cjx8wg0hmY Help me Doctah!